Charlize Theron covers InStyle June 2012 because Kristen Stewart can only curse through so many interviews at one time. Theron is gushing about her baby boy in the interview some more because he’s the real crux of this promotional trail.
Khloe Kardashian: I’m Not The Ugly Kardashian
Releasing a statement where every second word is ‘fat’ or ‘ugly,’ Khloe Kardashian’s giving some weird manifesto to E! News about her appearance. She already said she was bullied as a kid, and her mother has called her ‘fat,’ and she’s over being called ‘Shrek’ and a ‘transvestite.’ And now she tells her captors a E! she’s over being called the ‘ugly sister’ because she’s ‘pretty damn hot,’ her words: ‘I was called fat all the time. I’ve always been compared to my sisters, who are beautiful and who have always been. I feel like I was so attacked. [I was picked on because] I had to wear braces, I was overweight as a kid, just for no reason. I’m called the fat sister. I’m called the ugliest Kardashian. I’m proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven’t chosen to do that because I know I’m a great person. I’m pretty damn hot, if you ask me.’
Elizabeth Banks Covers Allure June 2012
I’d forgotten about Elizabeth Banks, since I guess she wasn’t on my radar at all before The Hunger Games and now that’s old news. But she’s in What To Expect When You’re Expecting too. So here’s the only piece of promo I’ve really seen from her on a promotional trail that’s relied on nulliparous Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez’s relationship with The Choreographer. I’m MEH about Banks and I’m not in love with a shoot where it looks like she’s got Novacane mouth.
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging? - Lainey Gossip
- Another Look At Taylor Swift Implants - Hollywood PQ
- Kristen Stewart Cross-dressing In Elle - Buzznet
- Britney Spears Could Also Use A Bra - Lainey Gossip
- I Can See Through Rihanna's Skirt - The Superficial
- Miley Cyrus Weight Loss Gone Too Far? - Buzznet
- Well-Endowed Michael Fassbender - Lainey Gossip
- Kanye Doing Kim Kardashian Diss Album? - Rumor Fix
Rachel Uchitel Welcomes Baby Wyatt Lilly Hahn
Rachel Uchitel gave birth, which means it’s open season for the other mistresses out there to set about torpedoing her marriage. Uchitel welcomed her first child, a baby girl, named Wyatt Lilly Hahn, with husband Matt Hahn after getting knocked-up pretty much right away. The husband posted the announcement on Facebook Wednesday. Their daughter weighed in at just over 7 pounds, and ‘both Rachel and baby are resting comfortably,’ according to her spokesperson.
Chris Hemsworth Holding Baby Girl India Rose
- First photos of Chris Hemsworth with baby India Rose [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Stodden is Bo Derek in a gold bikini now [The Superficial]
- Jennifer Aniston’s Photoshopped face for SMRT Water [Celebitchy]
- OMG, now in print: Dr. Oz’s peen makes its media debut [OMG Blog]
- Jennifer Lopez’s butt crack showing in a bikini for Vogue [Celebuzz]
- Jennifer Lopez crowned ‘Most Powerful Celebrity 2012′ [Buzznet]
- Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick sex tapes??! [Hollywoodite]
- Lindsay Lohan was on Glee for about two-minutes, sucked [Evil Beet]
- The cast of Gossip Girl should never wear bras ever [IDLYITW]
- Terminator 3 star Nick Stahl reported missing by his wife [Starcasm]
- Katherine Heigl’s baby name: Adalaide Marie Hope [The Celebrity Cafe]
- Kim Kardashian says Sketchers class action suit is bogus [She Knows]
- This is how Chace Crawford wants to end Gossip Girl [Seriously OMG]
- Madonna’s daughter thinks her mom’s fans should marry [INF Daily]
Kim Kardashian’s Sneakers Are Made Of Lies
This is at least the third time in a year a product with which Kim Kardashian has been associated has been subject to federal investigation or a class action lawsuit: the Kardashian Kard was really a fee-heavy shill card for teenagers; Quick Trim were literally caffeine pills; and Sketchers Shape-Ups were just ugly sneakers with a randomly-shaped bottom. The Federal Trade Commission has determined that the sneakers are a scam, and Sketchers lied about benefits including weight loss and toning/ muscle-strengthening. According to TMZ.com, Sketchers has ‘agreed to pay $40 million in settlement costs, [and] anyone who bought the shoes will be eligible for a refund. Skechers is reportedly disputing the FTC decision and plans to conduct more research on the effects of the shoe.’




