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Salma Hayek Considered Her Pregnancy Weight A Disfigurement

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I’m going to skip right to the part where you’re yelling at someone else for a change. Because for once it’s not me who is saying whatever admittedly nonsensical s**t I’m thinking. Glam Belleza Latina got TOO CLOSE for a close up of real doll Salma Hayek’s realistic pores. Inside the CONTINUE READING

Everyone Sounds Surprised Kim Kardashian’s Daughter Looks Like Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian is someone’s mother after doing whatever it is she did Friday to time the birth with the one day Kanye West happened to be in town. West was supposed to be at his album listening party on Friday but the whole record leaked early then his baby leaked early so he skipped the event to actually be in the same hospital, in the same city, in the same COUNTRY CONTINUE READING

Katy Perry’s Breasts Didn’t Make It Onto the Cover of Vogue

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Katy Perry covers Vogue July 2013 by Annie Leibovitz in what I gather is the singer’s first. Except somewhere between the first and last pages FULL STORY

Amanda Bynes Feels Like She’s The One Being Punked, Is Wrong

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Amanda Bynes is Morgan Freeman in a bad wig narrating her own life 140 characters at a time. And so of course she narrates the part where her confusion, anger, and delusion, turn into paranoia. Because obviously the millions of us have time on our hands to ‘Punk’ an irrelevant Nickelodeon CONTINUE READING

Kim Kardashian Gives Birth in June After Lying About Being Due in July (UPDATE: Natural Birth)

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Kim Kardashian just gave birth following a series of reports making this the first time the Daily Mail and OK Magazine have been right about anything. It was reported about two hours ago that Kardashian had stopped CONTINUE READING

Miley Cyrus Drawing Attention to her Teeth with a Grill

  • Today in trying too hard, here’s Miley Cyrus wearing a grill [Fishwrapper]
  • Here’s Holly Madison in a bikini while whoring out her baby [TooFab]
  • Farrah Abraham would have made more from actual hooking [Reality Tea]
  • Miley says she’s still engaged to January Jones’ boyfriend [Hollywoodite]
  • Captain America is getting some with Scarlett Johansson [Lainey Gossip]
  • Jennifer Aniston talking about her hair because you listen [Celebitchy]
  • Here’s Reese Witherspoon getting upskirted by the wind [The Superficial]
  • Steven Spielberg predicts ‘Massive implosion’ of film industry [The Blemish]
  • Mr. Big thinks Sex and the City was really boring, is correct [Starcasm]
  • Solange Knowles spices up Katie Chang’s Jill Stuart stripes [Fashion Spot]
  • Is Naomi Watts the most budget Princess Diana ever? [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • People on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta ended their fake feud [Cotten Kandi]
  • Get to smell Honey Boo Boo and her family for the season premiere! [SOMG]

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Kimmode Didn’t Realise Getting Pregnant For Attention Wasn’t Like Getting Married for Attention

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Kimmode married Detective Humphries because she was being paid to do so by the same E! who did re-shoots for the proposal because the first take wasn’t ‘pretty’ enough. She was paid millions of dollars for the same wedding Princess Kanye skipped because he was sleeping with the bride. CONTINUE READING

10,798 People Actually Bought LeAnn Rimes’ New Album

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The Internet snorted milk out its nose at the news that the album being promoted as part of the mobile pity party belly flopped out of the charts as hard as LeAnn Rimes belly flopped out of her first marriage. CONTINUE READING