Snooki is continuing the overshare tour during which she posited that she got a UTI from ‘Too much buttsecs, derp,’ and she’s sharing a little more about her sex life and sexuality. Not really addressing whether drunkenly fingering friends counts, Snooki declared, on the promotional trail for her spin-off, that she considers herself bi: ‘I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.’
Because there’s a 50/50 chance that they’re right and even if they’re not no one will remember by the time the baby comes, Life & Style claims Kourtney Kardashian is expecting a daughter with Scott Disick. In a longer story about Kardashian being preggo and alone, the tabloid claims that she and Disick stopped having sex the second she got knocked-up because pimp momager’s edict states his penis served its purpose. And sources claim they’re expecting a girl although their rep is denying which means they’re negotiating an exclusive reveal right now because after being paid for the staged bikini photos on the cover there’s no way they’re revealing the baby’s sex for free. Pretending the foetus isn’t already P.M.’s pawn, a source claims: ‘Kourtney was hoping for a girl. She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.’ The staged photos also covered Us.
Kylie Jenner shared this photo on Twitter with the caption: ‘First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!’ which has been taken as literal confirmation that Alex Roldan is Khloe Kardashian’s biological father. Any of which would be news if Hollywoodite.com hadn’t basically done the same thing a month ago and blown the paternity scandal wide open. Roldan is Kris Jenner’s hairdresser of decades. 27-year-old Kardashian’s middle name is Alexandra. So it isn’t much of a leap, especially considering how much they look alike. The 14-year-old was joking, however. After her first message started to go viral with over 700 retweets in one hour, she updated: ‘It was a joke everyone! LOL!’
Christina Aguilera appears really insecure about her heritage. As in, the way in which she addresses her background. It’s like she’s always overcompensating. One would think the point would be moot and wouldn’t need addressing. However, she’s always dropping her ethnicity into anecdotes and it feels tacked on. Like when a source recently said of the weight gain: ‘She’s a Latina woman with curves and since when is it not ok to have curves? [She is] proud [of her body]. She feels like she is setting an example for women and young girls, especially Latinas. She’s very proud of her curves.’ Speaking to Latina Magazine, for which she covers the March 2012 issue, Aguilera says she’s always called ‘Not Lainta enough,’ and it bothers her: ’I’ve dealt with that my whole life. I don’t speak the language fluently. And I’m split right down the middle, half Irish and half Ecuadorean. I should not have to prove my ethnicity to anyone. I know who I am,’ she said. ‘I wouldn’t be questioned [about my heritage] if I looked more stereotypically Latina… whatever that is. All I know is no one can tell me I’m not a proud Latina woman… I dove headfirst into a Spanish-language album for that reason and I’m planning another one even though I don’t speak the language. I’m sure that doesn’t sit well with some people.’ More from her interview below.
There exists a sex swing sturdy enough to support the love-making of a Wook Wook and its feeder. I jest. Except not at all, since this is the news Khloe Kardashian shared about the new series of her reality show because were she not so open about sexual scenes faked at the behest of producers there wouldn’t be enough KUWTK/ K&KTNY shrapnel left to watch her show. Speaking to E! exclusively because they’re still her pimps, Kardashian admitted that husband Lamar Odom was depressed and not interested in Wook sex because of the NBA lockout. Translation: it’s better to tell the world Little Lamar has a sad, rather than actually filming the Wook taming with a whip and chair and other spontanous things that actually happen in their house. ‘In hindsight, thinking of Lamar’s trade and the lockout and everything, I don’t know how I could have done it if I had a newborn. I don’t think I could have done all this,’ began the 27-year-old, adding that the season two premiere features her installing a sex swing. ‘Having an NBA lockout, I think it really made him depressed. And that affected us in other areas, which I didn’t realize until later. I was trying to overcompensate, like entertain him more. I was always trying to make him happy. I would think, ‘This would made him happy’ [but] now… it’s phenomenal.’
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