Because nothing else happened in the past 24 hours except the MET Gala, which stopped being interesting when guests started sleeping their way in, here’s Blake Lively doing something that doesn’t involve the MET Gala but also doesn’t involve her breasts so can we just go ahead and write this whole day off as a loss? Eight photos of Blake Lively at a New York City fashion photo shoot below.
Megan Fox Bouncing Up & Down For Ninja Turtles Movie
Yesterday, I joked that Megan Fox no longer had to wash cars for roles because it’s serious business since becoming someone’s mother. Except I should have known better because Michael Bay is already directing the Ninja Turtles reboot with his d**k. Surprising no one who understands how movies work, here is Fox jumping up and down on a trampoline on the New York City set. 12 photos below.
Rihanna Keeps Fans Waiting For Three Hours At Boston Concert
Rihanna was scheduled to perform in Boston last night after cancelling the same concert back in March due to illness. However, I guess she was waiting three hours for her dealer to deliver because that’s how late she was to her own show. Fans were left waiting with not so much as an opening act to keep them entertained the entire time and booed when Rihanna took the state but failed to apologise. Seemingly missing all the curse words in her @ replies, Rihanna blithely responded, ‘#BOSTON I will never forget this night!!! I truly have deeper love for you now!!! Thank you for making it extra special!! #DWT.’
- Taylor Swift Covers Hard-Looking Implants - FW
- Jennifer Aniston In Nude Bra & Panties - TooFab
- Denise Richards: Bad Plastic Surgery? - Lainey Gossip
- Miley Cyrus SHOCKING Photo Released - Fishwrapper
- KIM K'S MOST SHOCKING PHOTOS EVER? - Reality Tea
- Katy Perry's Dress Is See-Through - Fishwrapper
- Taylor Swift CAMEL TOE in Tight Shorts - TooFab
- Kanye West Shocking Childhood Photo - Lainey Gossip
All The Red Carpet ‘WTF?!’ From The MET Gala
- Kim Kardashian’s ugly dress, matching gloves and matching shoes [TooFab]
- BONUS: The worst hair trends from the 2013 MET Gala red carpet [TooFab]
- Mariah Carey sounds like the feature on her own damn song [Lainey Gossip]
- Brandi Glanville responds to NeNe calling her a ‘Trainwreck’ [Reality Tea]
- Chris Brown is too good for the woman he near beat to death? [The Blemish]
- Things are ‘incredibly tense’ for Kimmode & Princess Kanye [Hollywoodite]
- Tom Hiddleston blogs about literally checking his privilege [Celebitchy]
- Winona was told she wasn’t pretty enough to be an actress [Starcasm]
- Is Kristen Stewart a racist as well as a whore, eh, let’s say yes [Evil Beet]
- Kristen Stewart’s Trampire chic slutting up the MET Gala [Bohomoth]
- A Family Feud answer that’ll leave someone’s panties in a twist! [SOMG]
- Jennifer Lopez’s ugly lipstick causes gang violence [The Superficial]
- Kelly Osbourne gets cupped on the bottoms of her feet [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mariah had enough with this basic fighting on American Idol? [Star Crush]
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Reese Witherspoon’s Atlanta P.D. Hat Is A FAKE

Reese Witherspoon broke cover as an undercover train wreck which is why I’m suddenly going from writing about her never to writing about her, like, five times. And today, I’m writing about her again because she’s adding insult to injury after yelling at the Atlanta cop who prevented Jim Toth from drunkenly driving into someone in his death mobile. The Atlanta Police Department tells TMZ.com it did not give Witherspoon a free hat as a goodwill gesture following her scripted apology on Good Morning America. Moreover, the hat is a fake. A senior official from the A.P.D.’s Public Affairs office told the website, ‘We did NOT give her that hat. We have no idea where she got that hat. In fact, that’s an awful hat. Looks like a patch glued onto a hat and it’s not a good one.’
Cocaine & Booze Aficionado Lindsay Lohan Tells Another Rehab She Doesn’t Need Their Ass

In a battle of who is more delusional, Lindsay Lohan gave a print interview with Piers Morgan about how cocaine and booze aren’t even that great but ecstasy and weed actually live up to the hype. She claimed, right before going into two different rehabs, that she was not an alcoholic nor was she a junkie. And yet according to the kinds of sources who go through the trash outside of rehab, Lohan is already picking the locks and telling anyone who will listen that she doesn’t need to be there anyway. ‘Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,’ claims a source. ‘She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her.’ And because the original choice of rehab in the Hamptons wasn’t enough, she’s asking to move again. ‘Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida.’
Nicole Richie Did Whatever This Is To Her Hair & More ‘Whatever This Is’ MET Gala Fashion
The MET Gala is another one of those things that happens every year that I mentally file under 404 No1curr while eating pudding in my footed jammies. But this year there are some particularly idiotic fashion choices including whatever the hell Beyonce’s wearing, whatever the hell Madonna’s wearing, whatever the hell Kimmode and Princess Kanye are wearing, whatever the hell Miley is wearing, and whatever that b**ch Anne Hathaway is wearing. There’s more, including whatever Nicole Richie did to her hair in the same industrial accident that also turned Anne Hathaway’s hair white. Gallery below of guests heading to the 2013 MET Gala where I guess literally any old person can buy or sleep their way in now.












