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Amanda Bynes Is Probably Lying About Being ‘Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Type of Wealthy’

Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo April 24 2013

Everyone in the media with a Twitter account is currently tweeting Amanda Bynes, hoping to land an exclusive interview. It would appear that In Touch Weekly Magazine has been successful because here is the 27-year-old talking about her personal wealth. Again. She tells the magazine, ‘I’m in the Mary-Kate and Ashley type of wealth [category].’ Meaning, Bynes is claiming to be worth several hundreds of millions of dollars too. However, ITW estimates her worth is closer to ‘$5 to $6 million… not anywhere near Mary-Kate and Ashley’s money.’ But even that isn’t going to last because ‘her spending is out of control’ with her running up huge hotel bills and such. A source tells ITW, ‘[Amanda] is going to run out of money sooner or later. The girl no longer has an income.’

Kim Kardashian Is Still A Great Dresser

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in NYC

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City with Kanye West who is buying roses and holding hands in exchange for a gift card at the whore house. And because gift cards are great, he’s been skulking several steps behind her two days in a row now which obviously makes up for missing the other six months of this pregnancy. 12 photos below showing what a great dresser Kardashian still is.

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Kris Jenner Says Khloe Kardashian Was Too Busy (Doing Nothing) To Host X Factor Anyway

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Khloe Kardashian landed the X Factor because her sister got urinated on this one time which obviously means she’s got the chops to get the job done. Except, not at all, because the number of penises that have been inside her sister are not actually proportional to the other sisters’ talents. No matter what it says on the internal memos at the whorehouse. So I’m going to guess Khloe Kardashian was surprised when she got the job at all and when her mother got her fired from X Factor. The same mother who is trying to do damage control by claiming Kardashian is too busy doing… I don’t even know… to co-host another season.

Jenner tells E!, ‘Khloe had such a good time and she wasn’t sure if she was going to come back or not, so I think that with everything going on and the other three shows she’s working on, it just worked out for the best. Everything happens for a reason, but she was in love with her experience and had such a good time.’

Amanda Bynes’ Neighbours Kept The Receipts

Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo April 25 2013

Amanda Bynes is reportedly hearing voices, according to neighbours who have kept extensive receipts on the 27-year-old’s behaviour. According to a new report, Bynes is increasingly isolated, paranoid, and is talking to herself as those around her grow increasingly concerned. The former Nickelodeon actress has been ‘spotted wondering the halls of her New York City apartment building at all hours of the night. She talks to herself in a language that is nonsensical and has been hearing voices. Amanda is also extremely paranoid and thinks there are tracking devices in the smoke alarms in the apartment. She looks completely disheveled and she is scaring some of the other residents in the building with kids.’ Apparently, residents have receipts from her dealer, ‘Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid… Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still.’ Similarly, Us Weekly claims she smokes pot, because she does, and RumorFix.com reports she got ‘kicked out of her favorite gym, Planet Fitness, on Saturday, after staff caught the former actress smoking marijuana in the women’s locker room.’ She responded, telling them ’I don’t smoke in the bathroom. I also don’t smoke pot I smoke tabacco!’ She also responded to Us that she doesn’t talk to herself and ‘I don’t talk to light fixtures.’

Christina Aguilera Looks Pretty Damn Great

Christina Aguilera Time 100 Gala Weight Loss

Christina Aguilera walked a red carpet back in March looking like she’d moved into Tracy Anderson’s Boom Boom Room and voluntarily chained herself to the radiator. But somehow it’s news today that Aguilera walked the Time 100 Gala red carpet looking like this last night because apparently she’s been chained there ever since. 12 photos below of Aguilera on the red carpet in New York.

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans’ Latest Mug Shot

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  • Teen Mom’s Jenelle was arrested for… does it even matter [Reality Tea]
  • Teen Mom Jenelle’s ex-boyfriend was arrested for something too [Starcasm]
  • Jennifer Lawrence really needs some kind of press training [Evil Beet]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow touched peasant testicles on British television [Bohomoth]
  • Kellan Lutz teaches Cookie Monster about things that vibrate [SOMG]
  • Britney looks cuter and happier living a normal life [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • Rihanna casually sitting around topless because of course [Cotten Kandi]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is selling overpriced bikinis for little kids [Star Crush]
  • OMG, REARy chic: Peter Lindbergh’s ‘Window Dressing’ [OMG Blog]
  • There’s video of Reese Witherspoon getting arrested [The Blemish]
  • Reese Witherspoon got arrested on purpose because why? [The Superficial]

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