A few days ago, I ignored a story that had no legs about a husband, Jay-Z, leaving a baby in his own wife, Beyonce. I was content to ignore it because I don’t really care and because she denied it a few hours later. However, shenanigans are the elixir that give me LIFE. So of course I’m all over it when she’s denying that she’s pregnant because her new pillow hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. You’re going to want to retrieve your tin foil hat, grease and all, from the oven, because we’re really doing this again. Page Six says there’s a baby in there. Beyonce says try again in 6-8 weeks. And now she’s rescheduled a concert in Belgium ‘because of dehydration and exhaustion’ which is spiking a lot of people’s BS-Meters because it’s a lot of celebrities’ go-to BS excuse for getting out of stuff. The singer’s rep says Beyoncé has been advised to rest. Adding, ‘she is awaiting word from her doctors before making a decision.’
Gwyneth Paltrow Has Never Heard ‘Literally’ Used In A Sentence

Gwyneth Paltrow started off this year with no friends and with no one really paying attention. Then she drunkenly started rambling about her ’70s bush’ and now she’s PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful Woman and people are re-mortgaging their homes to purchase items found on GOOP.com (remember, she thinks people buy $458,003 worth of clothing per season). Realising that saying words definitely had something to do with her success, and not even remembering what she’s promoting at this point, Paltrow is saying any old words she thinks will make her relatable. Except Paltrow’s default is that everyone is beneath her so here she is explaining how she’s basically the center of everyone’s universe. ‘I’m a real lightning rod,’ she says. ‘People project a lot of stuff onto me. It’s nothing to do with me. I don’t read stuff about myself. I feel like it’s none of my business. People perceive that I have too much. I understand that, but I also feel like I’ve suffered so much. It’s not something I talk about. I don’t have a perfect life. I don’t have a perfect anything.’ She continues, because her struggles are harder than your struggles, ‘I have incredible struggles, and I’m far from perfect. I struggle like every other woman, every other mother. I understand that things look a certain way.’ An example of her struggles? Getting ready for the MET Gala she later decided was beneath her too, ‘I [look] like RuPaul! I have so much makeup on. Foundation! Last night, I was literally a transvestite.’
Angelina Jolie Reveals She Had Preventative Double Mastectomy

Angelina Jolie reveals in an article she wrote for the New York Times that she had a preventative double-mastectomy. The actress explains, having lost her own mother Marcheline Bertrand, 56, to cancer, she didn’t want her own children to feel that loss. In a piece called ‘My Medical Choice’, the 37-year-old Oscar winner says it was becoming harder to explain the loss of ‘Mommy’s mommy’ to her kids who were worried about losing their own mother. Moreover, she adds, she personally ‘had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer.’ So she had the surgery in February and completed the last of the follow-up procedures in April. Brad Pitt supported her through every decision and every surgery, she says. After the surgery, she writes, ‘My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent.’
- Taylor Swift Covers Hard-Looking Implants - FW
- Jennifer Aniston In Nude Bra & Panties - TooFab
- Denise Richards: Bad Plastic Surgery? - Lainey Gossip
- Miley Cyrus SHOCKING Photo Released - Fishwrapper
- KIM K'S MOST SHOCKING PHOTOS EVER? - Reality Tea
- Katy Perry's Dress Is See-Through - Fishwrapper
- Taylor Swift CAMEL TOE in Tight Shorts - TooFab
- Kanye West Shocking Childhood Photo - Lainey Gossip
How Much Do The Real Housewives of New Jersey Get Paid?
- How much do the Real Housewives get paid for doing nothing? [Reality Tea]
- LeAnn Rimes pretends to be someone’s mother on Mother’s Day [TooFab]
- Selena Gomez ‘Available’ weeks after Bieber reconciliation [Hollywoodite]
- Armie Hammer is kinda basic, but at least he’s pretty [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Swift is a time-traveling Satan worshiper… [The Superficial]
- Watch Gabourey Sidibe reveal things we don’t want to know [The Blemish]
- Selena Gomez dumped Bieber, hung with HOOTERS waitresses [Celebitchy]
- GOD, why? Taco Bell testing breakfast waffle taco in California [Starcasm]
- Of course Kris Jenner literally begged to go to the MET Gala too [Evil Beet]
- Beyonce and Jay-Z’s reps kind of deny that she’s pregnant again [Bohomoth]
- Rod Stewart once put his hand down a man’s pants (Lol, once) [SOMG]
- Reesey Poo dyes hair blonde so you’ll like her again [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Interviewer congratulates Matthew Perry on cancelled show [Star Crush]
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Whatever The Hell Happened To Nicki Minaj’s Face Covers Teen VOGUE
Whatever is eating Nicki Minaj’s face from the inside out, as she realises what a huge mistake it is having Taco Bell immediately prior to a photo shoot, covers the new issue of Teen VOGUE.
Wook Wook Got Invisalign Braces, Completing Her Transformation Into… The Prettiest Kardashian?
There’s been a memo in the whorehouse since 1984 that says something about there only being one Kris Jenner-approved favourite at a time. Which basically means the prettiest one who is thinnest and earns the most money can be their mother’s favourite that week. And because Kimmode is pregnant with a couch that’s really going to tie the room together, and Kourtney Kardashian is occupied being an actual loving mother to her own children and has no time for Jenner’s games, that means our Lil’ Wook Wook finally has her chance to shine!
Assuming she’s going to be bottom b**ch when she loses that last five pounds ITW says she’s been losing for a year now, here’s Khloe Kardashian after getting new braces at 28-years-old to correct minor issues with her teeth. Dr. Kevin Sands did the procedure, telling E! ‘[She] wanted a little tweaking… Invisalign is a great way to straighten and perfect teeth without being too noticeable.’
The Kardashians Are Surprised By Princess Kanye Acting Like An Actual Princess

Princess Kanye has been complaining about how his wallet is too small for his 50s and how his diamond shoes are too tight for OVER 10 years now. And yet, somehow, it’s water cooler chatter at the whorehouse that Princess Kanye is kind of an a**hole as well as an absentee father. All through her pregnancy, Kimmode ‘The Recluse’ Kardashian has been complaining about dealing with a protracted divorce and medical issues alone because Princess Kanye has been busy looking at pocket squares that really make his outfit pop. And now sources at the whorehouse overheard someone say ‘Even if Princess Kanye is a strong, beautiful Black woman who don’t need no man, he’s kind of a d**k.’ I might be paraphrasing. The source actually said, ‘The Kardashian family members, particularly Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, are growing increasingly concerned about how Kanye treats Kim.’ The source adds, ‘He’s ambivalent about spending time with Kim and the family unit. As everyone knows, the Kardashians are a tight-knit group so it has comes as a shock to everyone that Kanye just doesn’t want to spend time with them. When he does, it’s like he’s got eyes on the exit door to make a quick getaway.’ The source continues, ‘Kim expects to be treated like a princess. She always has been in the past. But with Kanye, she’s not. She can’t see it, however, because she’s besotted. She refuses to soak up just how self-absorbed he is, despite everyone telling her just how it is.’
Will Smith’s Son, Jaden, 14, Wants To Be Emancipated And Live Alone
Because there’s apparently no worst-case scenario that involves Google Mapping the quickest routes to your dealer and then the Emergency Room, Will Smith’s 14-year-old actor son, Jaden, is already asking to be emancipated so he can live alone. Which I would have immediately dismissed as rumour except Will apparently said this himself during a recent interview. According to Will, his youngest son asked for something specific for his upcoming 15th birthday: ‘He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place… That’s the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand.’











