I guess Kim Kardashian has devolved from stalking Beyonce by trailing Jay-Z by banging Kanye West and pimping her brother’s relationship with Jay-Z’s artist Rita Ora. Kardashian attended at least one event in London that was also attended by Gwyneth Paltrow. And now the reality star is dressing from the bottom of GOOPs’ hamper. Here’s Kardashian in Cannes, yesterday, where she’s supporting the debut of her boyfriend’s film, wearing the black Emilio Pucci dress worn to the 2011 Emmy Awards. Wardrobe-stalking, ahead of Kardashian skinning and wearing a GOOP Suit and sneaking into Beyonce’s inner circle that way.
Preggos: Snooki, Megan Fox, Gisele Bundchen
There’s a bunch of baby news that I’m lumping together because The Babies is contagious, clearly, and I don’t want anyone else being struck down. Firstly, there’s a new report today that Megan Fox is expecting a baby girl. Which I overlooked, until I saw today’s photos of her possible bump. There’s something Precious in there, and there’s a 50/50 chance it’s a girl. So, sure, why not? In other Precious One news, Gisele Bundchen will become insufferable again during her second pregnancy. And, finally, I guess ITW outbid the other rags, because they’ve landed a Snooki exclusive about the sex of her baby. She’s expecting a boy whom she’ll name either Jionni LaValle Jr. or Lorenzo LaValle. Snooki is due in September, around the same time as Fox (so they’re both carrying tiny).
Jim Parsons Comes Out As WE KNEW ALREADY
There’s a bunch of We Knew That Already news today, so let’s just skip to the part where The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parson is outed as a gay man within the New York Times piece promoting his Broadway role in Harvey. The 39-year-old (10-months away from turning 40), is nonchalantly noted as ‘gay and in a 10-year relationship’ with little other elaboration except WE KNOW THAT YOU KNOW.
- Adam Levine Hates Kim Kardashian Too - TooFab
- Britney Spears Cute Pink Mini Dress - OMG Blog
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Kim Zolciak Went Topless For Husband - TooFab
- Miley Cyrus Spitting Off Hotel Balcony - Hollywood PQ
- Kristen Stewart Side Boob In Red Dress - TooFab
- New Blake Lively Engagement Rumours - Rumor Fix
Courtney Stodden Will Film A Porno In 3, 2… 1
- New photos indubitably portend Courtney Stodden’s porno [The Superficial]
- Anderson Cooper kicks plastic surgery guest off his show [OMG Blog]
- Tara Reid hooking in exchange for diamonds and pearls [Hollywood PQ]
- The Faculty of Celebrity Studies: Celebrity Friend Rankings [Lainey Gossip]
- The first movie trailer for The Great Gatsby with Leo DiCaprio [Celebitchy]
- Sienna Miller’s baby to have Robert Pattinson for a godfather? [Celeb Edge]
- Brandi Glanville even more obvious about paid, staged candids [Celebuzz]
- Did you enjoy the Glee season three finale: season finale recap [Buzznet]
- Is Jessica Simpson planning to get married on 12/ 12/ 12? [Hollywoodite]
- Will Smith explains why he slapped the guy who assaulted him [Evil Beet]
- Tracy Morgan says he’s Khloe Kardashian’s biological father [IDLYITW]
- Singapore maid put menstrual blood in boss’s morning coffee [Starcasm]
- Rumour: Gisele Bundchen expecting second baby [The Celebrity News Blog]
- Nevada to investigate Bobbi Kristina underage gambling [Celebrity Cafe]
- Unconvincing make-up: Darren Criss ‘shaves his head’ [Seriously OMG]
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West faking it, getting ice cream [INF Daily]
Well, This Is Random: Kim Kardashian Popping Pills?
There’s a random, scurrilous report about Kim Kardashian being some kind of pill-popper, that I’m adding because, sure, why not? I’m not setting a DIS GUN BE GUD timer (those are still running on Britney, Demi, and Brandi). But this is getting a footnote, on the off-chance it portends the 31-year-old being found face down in a ditch as some fabulous homeless person steals her shoes. Australia’s NW Magazine claims the reality star is becoming dependent and the family knows about it (spoiler: never happened, but it works as fan fiction).
Bite Your Lip, If You’re Pretty On The Inside
Kristen Stewart has given a lengthy interview with The Guardian. The British newspaper takes an apparent dislike to Stewart’s mouth-breathing, and lip-biting, with exposition about how twitchy, uneven, and ineloquent she comes across. There’s a longer profile which you can read at their website. But there are some fun soundbites about being pretty on the inside: ‘If you don’t have the heart to back up your looks, you are ugly. I’ve met so many people that I thought were so gorgeous and talented and amazing. And then you meet them for one second and you’re like… you are wearing a costume, you are a fake, you are so unattractive. And it doesn’t always come across in a picture, but you can be really beautiful in a still frame, and then, in life, moving around, you’re ugly.’







