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Jennifer Lopez: Still Slumming & Trying Too Hard

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  • Jennifer Lopez and The Help: open-mouthed ‘slum lovers’ [Lainey Gossip]
  • LuAnn de Lesseps returns to Real Housewives of New York City [Reality Tea]
  • Jennifer Lawrence is naked and blue on the new X Men movie set [TooFab]
  • Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio sign for X Factor season 3 [Hollywoodite]
  • Jennifer Lopez tried too hard at the 2013 Billboard Awards [The Superficial]
  • Brian Grazer’s ‘fat nanny’ turned his kids into little racists [The Blemish]
  • Kail Lowry shows off baby bump in pink at her baby shower [Starcasm]
  • So… lots of basic nobodies turned up to the Billboard Awards? [Evil Beet]
  •  Joss Stone parties With Keanu who suddenly looks… different [Bohomoth]
  • Seth Green got to second base with… himself… kinda [Seriously OMG]
  • Ricky Martin spending time with his sons in Australia [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • THANK GOD! Seth MacFarlane doesn’t want to return to Oscars [Star Crush]

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Here’s Megan Fox and a Naked Ninja Turtle

Film Set - "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Here is Megan Fox as April O’Neil alongside what will become a Ninja Turtle in post-production. 24 photos from the New York City set that you can look at without having to remortgage your house or strain your eyes in 3D glasses.

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January Jones Will Never Give Up The Receipts

January Jones had a reputation for jumping into the middle of broken marriages even before having a baby with someone else’s husband. Jones apparently prefers unavailable men and ‘doesn’t care’ whether she’s 50% of what ends another person’s relationship. In fairness, as I’ve pointed out before, she’s single and the guys are in the wrong too. But as I’ve also pointed out, this is really messy. So messy, in fact, Jones’ purse cannot hold all the receipts on all the affairs she’s had with other women’s husbands. She probably knows which husband is the father to her toddler son but, according to Jones, that’s between herself, the husband, the wife, their kids, her kid, and God. Becoming indignant, and also suggesting another person’s marriage is her business in the first place, she tells The New York Times of the paternity drama, ’That’s my son’s business,’ adding, ‘It’s not the public’s business.’ And it’s all Jack Nicholson’s fault: ‘Jack Nicholson once told me: ‘You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They’ll never believe in your character.” She added, ‘Women should have lots of secrets. It’s our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?’

Lindsay Lohan Is Falling Apart in Rehab Without Drugs To Keep Her Together

Lindsay Lohan Coachella Music Festival

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t thinking clearly when she fired Lionel Hutz and re-hired a real lawyer who put her in a real rehab facility. Under the care of Hutz, she could do what she wanted when she wanted and even got to pick a rehab without a licence. However, under the care of Shawn Holley, the 26-year-old is in Betty Ford which has real doctors. Those doctors have stopped her self-medicating with Adderall she doesn’t really need but she’s been using to manage her weight. Without her addictive pills to prop her up, insiders say she’s falling apart. ’Lindsay just doesn’t want to be there,’ says a source. ‘She was forced to go to Betty Ford by the judge instead of going to jail. [She] looks extremely haggard, her face is bloated, it doesn’t look like she has brushed her hair in days. She looks very disheveled and has absolutely no energy since docs took away the Adderall.’

Khloe Kardashian Wrote An Open Letter To The Internet About Kim Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian HPNOTIQ Harmonie Liqueur

Khloe Kardashian recently got braces in what I’m choosing to assume is the final step in becoming the prettiest Kardashian. It’s something she’s been working on for years, in hopes that she could FINALLY become Kris Jenner’s favourite child. And it worked! Because she’s been given the responsibility of looking out for the welfare of everyone else in the whorehouse. This week, she’s writing a strongly-worded letter to the Internet about its criticism of Kimmode’s weight.

‘I find it disturbing that society loves to critique a woman’s shape no matter how beautiful or happy she may be within herself,’ Khloe writes, noting she’s been subject ‘to public attacking in regards to my body or appearance.’ Anyone who could ‘criticize a woman who is growing another life inside of her is true scum in my eyes,’ says Khloe. She adds, this is the ‘most memorable and beautiful’ time of her older sister’s life. ’I would hurt for her for years if all she remembers is the pain and emotional abuse she has received from so many vicious people, stop being so careless with your words,’ Khloe continues. ’Kim, you may be one of the strongest people I know. I have no idea how you endure such abuse but still smile and shine everyday! I commend you for not putting your head down and going into hiding like so many would… I couldn‘t be prouder to be your sister!!!’

Jay-Z Denies Leaving A Baby In Beyonce

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

Last week, E! News confirmed through ‘multiple sources’ at FedEx that Beyonce’s new pillow was in the mail. The sources had no receipts… only their word. But Jay-Z says those words are lies because no one at the Illuminati headquarters even uses FedEx (after that time they left a package in the rain). Asked about E! News’ report, the rapper told a friend at Hot 97 who sent a congratulatory email to the family without bothering to get his facts straight first, ‘It’s not true.’ Jay-Z added this parting shot, ‘The news is worse than blogs.’