Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City with Kanye West who is buying roses and holding hands in exchange for a gift card at the whore house. And because gift cards are great, he’s been skulking several steps behind her two days in a row now which obviously makes up for missing the other six months of this pregnancy. 12 photos below showing what a great dresser Kardashian still is.
Khloe Kardashian landed the X Factor because her sister got urinated on this one time which obviously means she’s got the chops to get the job done. Except, not at all, because the number of penises that have been inside her sister are not actually proportional to the other sisters’ talents. No matter what it says on the internal memos at the whorehouse. So I’m going to guess Khloe Kardashian was surprised when she got the job at all and when her mother got her fired from X Factor. The same mother who is trying to do damage control by claiming Kardashian is too busy doing… I don’t even know… to co-host another season.
Jenner tells E!, ‘Khloe had such a good time and she wasn’t sure if she was going to come back or not, so I think that with everything going on and the other three shows she’s working on, it just worked out for the best. Everything happens for a reason, but she was in love with her experience and had such a good time.’
Amanda Bynes is reportedly hearing voices, according to neighbours who have kept extensive receipts on the 27-year-old’s behaviour. According to a new report, Bynes is increasingly isolated, paranoid, and is talking to herself as those around her grow increasingly concerned. The former Nickelodeon actress has been ‘spotted wondering the halls of her New York City apartment building at all hours of the night. She talks to herself in a language that is nonsensical and has been hearing voices. Amanda is also extremely paranoid and thinks there are tracking devices in the smoke alarms in the apartment. She looks completely disheveled and she is scaring some of the other residents in the building with kids.’ Apparently, residents have receipts from her dealer, ‘Amanda’s increasingly disturbing behavior is related to the fact that she smokes pot. It makes her more paranoid… Amanda begins talking faster and just can’t seem to sit still.’ Similarly, Us Weekly claims she smokes pot, because she does, and RumorFix.com reports she got ‘kicked out of her favorite gym, Planet Fitness, on Saturday, after staff caught the former actress smoking marijuana in the women’s locker room.’ She responded, telling them ’I don’t smoke in the bathroom. I also don’t smoke pot I smoke tabacco!’ She also responded to Us that she doesn’t talk to herself and ‘I don’t talk to light fixtures.’
Christina Aguilera walked a red carpet back in March looking like she’d moved into Tracy Anderson’s Boom Boom Room and voluntarily chained herself to the radiator. But somehow it’s news today that Aguilera walked the Time 100 Gala red carpet looking like this last night because apparently she’s been chained there ever since. 12 photos below of Aguilera on the red carpet in New York.
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Maybe Tara Reid stopped buying calendars when she stopped buying mirrors, because she pulled her ‘Do you know who I am?’ card not realising it expired in 1999. And yet, according to Page Six, she insists it’s still valid because she pulled it on a clerk at an All Saints store in Los Angeles while trying to get discount clothes. Reid was shopping for an outfit for Coachella, she asked for a celebrity discount but the store declined. ‘When the store declined, Reid insisted she deserved the break ‘because of her fame.” She then ‘began to scream at them and was escorted out.’ According to her rep, this stunt usually works and ‘Tara gets a huge discount with All Saints in the UK and Paris’ so she requested the same thing in an American store. When her request was denied, she ‘asked them to check again.’
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