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Epic Feetsies Hilton & Tats Madden Will Record Duet

Aug 26th, 2008
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Paris ‘EPIC Feetsies’ Hilton & her BF Joel ‘Tats McGee’ Madden will record a duet together according to new reports.

Epic Feetsies Hilton and Tats McGee Madden are on an unstoppable quest for musical world domination. Unpeturbed by the fact that Hilton’s only talent is being thin and naked (often at the same time), the pair soldier on.

According to Hollyscoop:

Paris had recently blogged about working on a new album, but we wanted to know if her rocker beau Benji Madden would be making a cameo in it.
Paris said, “Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”
So will there be a duet? Paris said, “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

Wonder what this epic fart of a song will sound like.

I am thinking a death-rattle put to a hip-hop beat, a Britney Spears (circa ’95) throwback, or a cheery Heidi Montag-like number.

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Phelps Sports Illustrated Cover Made Into Shirtless Poster

Aug 26th, 2008
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Michael Phelps just keeps bringing the sexi [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Starting today and for the first time in its history, Sports Illustrated magazine will turn one of its covers into a poster for the public to buy.

The poster will feature the already iconic image of Phelps sporting his 8 gold medals.

The cynical side of me feels this is more to do with profiteering and striking while the Olympic iron is hot, than celebrating this historic moment.

Phelps formed the following coherent sentence on the matter:

“I have spoken at length about my desires to help grow the sport of swimming and I am truly honored that Sports Illustrated has chosen to create this commemorative poster for fans across the US and around the world. I hope the poster will serve as a reminder to all that anything is possible.”

If you are so inclined you can buy one of the posters here. Will you be buying one?

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Desperate Housewives Promo Pics: Crimes Against Photoshop

Aug 26th, 2008
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The new promo pictures for Season 5 of Desperate Housewives have been leaked on ONTD. As you know, this means the PR machine is in full swing [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

There are about 20 pictures leaked from the spread. The images are a multi-coloured, photoshop orgy…

I like the images as there is something very Vogue about them.

However, I must confess that after viewing, I kind of feel like my eyes have been raped by all the bright colours used in the backdrops.

You may want to put on some shades before looking at these pictures.

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Terrence Howard: How I Penned ‘An Ode To Baby Wipes’

Aug 25th, 2008
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Terrence Howard scares me… and I don’t mean check under your bed at night, ‘cos he might be hiding there… I mean he might sneak into your crib and suffocate you with a pillow, while you are asleep.

My sources (and by ‘sources’, I mean my trusty ‘showbiz carrier pigeons’ that bring me celeb news everyday) tell me that Howard is foh-shizzle on some stalker shit.

I kid you not!

These are words that come from his own mouth. Howard spoke to The New York Times:

“I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song.”

Sexi.

The song is entitled ‘No. 1 Fan’, but I think we can do better. I am thinking either ‘An Ode to Babywipes‘ or ‘I Kiss My Sweety With My Fist‘.

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Zac Efron Demonstrates Why Pretty People Should Not Talk

Aug 25th, 2008
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Quick! Call 911! Zac Efron has an epic case of verbal diarrhea.

The 20 year-old tween idol gave the following Stupid Quote of the Day to Female First.

Efron says that his girlfriend, the sometimes nudie Vanessa Hudgens, is shiny and a hot piece of azz, or some such shit…

I can’t lie, I am being lazy and cannot be arsed to read the whole quote below.

I skimmed it and from what I can tell he is saying something about him being ‘straight’ and her being ‘shiney’. That’s it in a nutshell right?

The 20-year-old actor – who has been dating Vanessa since they starred alongside each other in 2006 movie ‘High School Musical’ – immediately knew that Vanessa was the one for him.

He said: “Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don’t know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don’t know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!”

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John Mayer Is Worth $200

Aug 25th, 2008
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John Mayer’s stock is not what it used to be [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The L.A. paparazzi have fallen out of love with the star. They claim Mayer is only worth anything to the media when he is hanging off the arm of a female A-Lister, for example, his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. Right now Mayer can’t get arrested in L.A. Where is the love?

According to D Listed:

A source told MSNBC’s The Scoop that John has been tipping off the paps to his whereabouts but they can’t be bothered. The source said, “He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”

One pap said it’s all about money. An exclusive picture of Mayer and Aniston sold for around $20,000. A picture of Mayer by himself only gets $200 from a magazine.

P.S. I know the above is a shitty picture that looks nothing like Mayer. I only chose it ‘cos it makes him look a bit like Prison Break EPIC Sexi Piece of Azz – 2.0: Wentworth Miller (Michael Scofield).

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