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Another day another Amy Winehouse partaaaaay story.

My arch-nemesis and (almost) namesake has today outdone herself. Reports are out today that our beloved Wino is not only a bit of a druggie, but a bit of  a boozer too *gasp*.

For an upcoming show that she is slated to put on in the Isle of Wight (UK), The Wino is ordering more alcohol than ‘she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay’.

According to The Sun:

“It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay. With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”

Um… well maybe she is not drinking it. Maybe she is washing her hair in it, or bathing in it… OK, maybe not!

Indeed, booze is better than crack or A.N.Other narcotic, but not by much. Consuming her body weight in J.D. still makes it seem as though she still has a death wish.