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Eva Mendes can be seen above in part of her spread for the October 2008 issue of Elle Magazine (the one with Jennifer Lopez on the cover) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Mendes looks puurrrfect, as usual.

Sultry and foxy, with just enough pout to let a bitch know who she is f*cking with!

Here are some snippets of her article:

On being too hot for her TV Calvin Klein commercial: “[It] isn’t shocking at all. But it does have a really intimate quality that makes people nervous. It just isn’t that big a deal.”

On her earlier fashion choices: “At the beginning of my career, I wore so many turtlenecks, my publicist told me to stop. She was like, ‘People are going to think you have some kind of problem under there!”

On the newfound happiness for her body: “I feel so happy to be in my skin…more beautiful than ever before.”

On what she does when no one is around: “I walk around the house naked – I do! One of my girlfriends always jokes, ‘I’m coming over with someone, so please come to the door dressed.’”

To read more visit Elle.com – or not, whatevah, I’m not the boss of you!

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Megan Fox and her boobies can be seen above as GQ October 2008 cover girls [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The Fox gave a pant-wettingly funny interview, in which she ripped Disney a new one, for selling the souls of tweens.

Oh yeah… she also mentions something about lesbianism and making sexi with strippers… but no one really cares about that… *perplexed* do they?!?

When talking abut Disney, The Fox said:

With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”

When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded:

“Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”

The Fox then give a blah quote about making sexi times with other girls or something. Don’t know – can’t be arsed to read it.

I skimmed the quote below and it was like ‘Blah, blah strip club, blah, blah, stripper… blah blah… lap dance.

A question for those with a high enough pain threshold to read this dribble – was I close?

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”

“No. Well, she did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.”

[Image credit GQ] AmyGrindhouse.com written by Amy Grindhouse © All rights reserved. When quoting, use excerpts with attribution only.