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Ellen Pompeo: Allure October 2008 Cover Girl

Grey’s Anatomy lead Ellen Pompeo can be seen above as an Allue October 2008 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Here is a snippet of the interview:

On catching the acting bug as a child while watching the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall: “Afterward, I stood up and said, ‘That’s what I want to be. They’re alive. That’s what I want to do.’ … [But] I was very sad and introverted as a child, and I would never, ever have had the confidence or the extroverted nature to be in a school play.”

On being was surprised at Grey’s Anatomy’s popularity: “When I did the pilot, I thought, ‘I can’t stand medical shows. This will never get on.’”

On fashion being one of her passions: “Fashion is an art form like any other. All artists love all art. Anything creative—cooking, literature, art—I love it all.”

On having one piece of advice for Meredith: “Just move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea.”

For more photos and the story “A Brief Analysis of Ellen Pompeo,” this issue of Allure hits newsstands on September 23.

*****GREY’S ANATOMY SEASON 5 SPOILERS***** After the jump!

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The Cheeto & The Frappe: A Love Story

After some time apart, Cheeto Spears and her Frappe are now reunited [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Cheating whore!

After all the love and affection my readers and I have lavished on her, she cheats on us and goes running into the arms of the nearest Starbucks, as soon as our back is turned.

I have a question – Is the frappe drinking and cut-off booty-short wearing, a sign that Brit Brit is back to her old wayward ways (or just that she is back to being a frappe lover)?

I personally think this is a sign of the apocalypse (thought I have been known to overreact).

Below is what I think will happen to the world, now that the awesome power of the Cheeto and Starbucks have been reunited (skip to 40 secs in)…

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Celeb Snax 16/9/08: Heidi Montag Turns 22 & More

Check out the links below for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Heidi Montag’s fake ass birthday pics [I Don't Want Your Life]
  • Samantha Ronson’s mother hit a paparazzi [Evil Beet]
  • Fake ass Cheeto Spears and her family’s photo op [Allie Is Wired]
  • Rachel Weisz covers Vogue [Just Jared]
  • Will Josh Hartnett sue over this fake ass love story with Mischa Barton too? [DListed]
  • Not celeb news  – but newsworth… Economy go BOOM! [Evil Beet]
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Britney Spears’ New Album ‘Circus’ Out 2 December: Track Details

My beloved Cheeto, Britney Spears, is releasing her sixth studio album  – ‘An Ode to Cheetos’.

Only kidding, this latest musical release by Spears’ is entitled ‘Circus’ and will be released on her birthday, Tuesday, December 2nd.

Cue the Cheeto Family waxing lyrical about how the title is a clever nod to how much her life has been a media circus during the past 12 months… Cos’ you know, that is about how far the imagination of stoned rednecks goes.

Since the bulk of this album was recorded while Spears was still ‘unwell’, I can only assume that the ‘music’ is in fact 60 minutes of Britney burping down a mic or the sound of her having bowel movements to the tune of ‘I’m A Slave for You’.

The track listing, I should imaging, will go as follows:

  1. Oh Cheeto, my Cheeto
  2. I kiss my Cheeto with my fist
  3. Holy mother of Cheeto – I won a two MTV Awards!
  4. Hit me Cheeto one more time
  5. Gimme Cheetos
  6. Piece of my Cheeto
  7. Through the Cheetos
  8. I’m a slave for Cheetos
  9. In the Cheeto
  10. I’m not a girl, not yet a Cheeto

Just shitting you… according to Wikipedia, the confirmed tracks for Circus – by Britney Spears – are as follows:

  1. “Womanizer” (Produced by The Outsyders)
  2. “Circus” (Produced by Dr. Luke)
  3. “Quicksand” (F. Garibay/Lady Gaga)(Produced by Fernando Garibay)
  4. “Amnesia” (Produced by Fernando Garibay)
  5. “My Baby” 
  6. “Mannequin”
Her label Jive/Zomba announced the first single, “Womanizer”, will drop next Monday, Sept. 22. and was produced by the up-and-coming Atlanta production team The Outsyders.
According to Just Jared:

Britney also enlisted the help of other established producers/writers for Circus including Dr. Luke (who wrote and produced the album’s title track, “Circus”), Danja, Max Martin, Bloodshy & Avant and Guy Sigsworth (Madonna, Alanis Morissette, Bjork).

According to Wiki, this is the cover for ‘Circus‘, However I doubt that. To me it looks like a piece of fan art, where someone with a Paint programme and far too much time on their hands, has vomited on the screen and shoved it on Wiki, hoping for some exposure.
If you managed to make it though my EPIC verbal diarrhea post… well done you – Will you be buying Britney’s new material?


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F*cking Hell… They’re All At It!

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First Kanye West did it, then Nichole Richie and now Lindsay Lohan… WTF? [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Seems that paparazzi/ camera-holder-upper hitting, is the new black…

Lindsay Lohan is the latest celebrity to lose their shit, because someone with a camera is within spitting distance of them.

According to TMZ:

Lilo was heading into The Bowery Hotel in NYC Sunday night — the same place J.Lo is throwing a birthday party for Marc Anthony — when she tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up. According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her — because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!

She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.”

Shock of all shocks, police were called, but Lohan will not face charges for this.

Do you think this gives you and I free licence to go around smacking the shit out of people?

Like just walk up to someone and punch them in the face and then say, ‘but Dude, Lindsay, Nicole and Kanye did it, why cant I?!?’

*Making mental note* Will attempt this latest experiment in lab test and report back (perhaps minus mah front teefs?).

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The Wino Finally Bought A Mirror?

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My beloved Crackie ‘The Wino’ Winehouse was so cracked out yesterday that she missed her own burfday party Website – Amy Grindhouse]

The Sun, perhaps in a fit of bitchy rage, claimed that The Wino didn’t want to leave the house as she thought she looked too cracked out and ‘ugly’:

A pal said: “Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked.

“Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and it’s only just started to sink in.

“She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldn’t get her out.

Remi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row.

Amy can be very selfish — there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.”

Um… so it took her this long to acquire a mirror, look into it and realise how many different kinds of Hot-Tranny-Mess ™ she looked?

She doesn’t need a mirror, you guys could have told her that!

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