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Lohan FINALLY Confirms Ronson Relationship

Sep 23rd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called into Loveline last night to talk to Stryker about DJ AM’s condition after being in a terrible plane crash [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The perpetually sewn-together-at-the-waist twinsies tore themselves away from their MySpaces and actually picked up a *speaks slowly* tel-e-phooone to chat on air.

Clearly not being used to conversing with people using anything other than their matching, hot-pink MacBook Airs, overly excited twinsy Lindsay Lohan let slip that she and Samantha Ronson ARE dating.

This is the first time either have confirmed the relationship.

Stryker: What’s your plan for the rest of the night? You gonna watch your girl spin at that TV Guide party and watch the Bravery?
LL: I’m here to support, I’m here to support and I love the Bravery so …
Stryker: Yeah, they’re awesome … now you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now?
LL: [Laughs]
Stryker: Like 20, 2 years, 1 year, 5 months, 2 months?
LL: A long, very long time.
Stryker: Well good, I hope you guys stay together. You’re a very lovely looking couple.
LL: Thank you very much.

Check out the audio (jump to 6:41).

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Michael Phelps In Grey’s Anatomy Spoof: Video

Sep 23rd, 2008
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The Grey’s Anatomy spoof that was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Big Night of Stars pre-Emmy Awards special, can be seen above. The clip starred Michael Phelps in his Speedo as scantily-clad Dr. McSwimmy [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

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Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant With Twinsies

Sep 23rd, 2008
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Jenna Jameson has announced that she is having twinsies [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The former *ahem* adult film star shared the news via her MySpace. She writes:

Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.

I have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!

***Too many obvious, sick jokes. Just can’t stand it… must resist urge***

Further to my earlier post on this matter, it saddens me that I must be the bearer of bad news. My friends – the world is ending.

Don’t believe me? What other proof do you need?

This woman’s reproductive organs are actually still functioning and they work well enough for her to grow not one, but TWO babies!

*yells* What the hell else could this mean?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]

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Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’ Delayed ‘Til Her Team Can Airbrush The Heck Out Of Her Artwork Some More

Sep 22nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m sure you guys give a shit, but FYI my darling Cheeto is taking her sweet time releasing “Womanizer”, off her new and (apparently) much-anticipated sixth studio album ‘Circus’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The track will officially drop NEXT Monday, Sept. 29 – rather today, as anticipated.

Last Friday, a clip of the song was leaked on here (and some other blogs too, but no one cares about them…) but now apparently the track needs to go back to the editing room.

I don’t think editing the track is the real reason…

I think her Marketing team are taking their sweet time, so that they can flex their Photoshop mus-kuls with her cover art. Shit knows they are out of practice, airbrushing the hell out of her. It’s been a whole year since they last got any practice!

Ok, go on… say it…

Why do you write about bloody Britney, I hear you ask?!

Cos my beloved Cheeto has cast her strange cheesy spell over me and she has me firmly in her grasp. I made the mistake of looking directly into her eyes and I am now her cheesy slave – Blogging all this shit about her new album, against my will, while locked in the basement of Casa De Cheeto!

UPDATE - BreathHeavy.com reports that this is totally fan made.

It is a composite made using early Brit Brit shots and Tyra Banks’ body! Click here to see the original and photoshop side-by-side.

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Yuck!

Sep 22nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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File this one under ‘Y’ for ‘yuk’… or ‘O’ for ‘oh no dey dih-ent’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Reports are in today that some sick TCAP escapee, stole and is now attempting to sell, piccies of baby Cheeto, Jamie Lynn Spears, breast-feeding her ickle one, Maddie Brianne.

Please read the below, while I puke in mah bucket.

According to TMZ.

The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.

Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we’re told Britney’s lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.

There are no real details as yet, as to whom this moron is trying to sell the pics.

Spears being jailbait aside for one minute – really – celebs breastfeeding *perplexed* really?

What next, piccies of them on-the-job or going to the loo? I mean there are thoooose piccies of me floating about online, showing me in a compramising positions, but I guess that is for me to explain away another day.

Have we really sunk to that level that we really need to see that…

As an aside - Anyone who is too much of a dirty pleb to realise *tilts head* – I’z ask retorikal kwestion – the sexier/ male version of me over at DListed can explain this to you far better than I can:

Ewww. First of all, if you’re at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears’ post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won’t hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.

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James Bond Theme ‘Another Way To Die’: Audio

Sep 22nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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*sarcastically* Ooh, ooh who wants to hear ‘Another Way to Die’, the theme tune from the new James Bond film, ‘Quantum of Solace’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I did…

Ever since I wrote the story a while back about Amy Winehouse throwing away her shot at writing the theme, I have been kind of curious as to what it would sound like.

Oh woe is me!

I listened to this turd, but only got about 45 seconds in…

That point, my friends, is where Jack White starts singing. At least, I assume that is what that horrible noise is. I got that far in and that terrible whining noise made me rush to turn my speakers off.

That is him isn’t it?

Either that or my speakers ‘sploded/ someone is strangling a cat somewhere in mah hoose.

The song is just what you’d expect up until that point – not good, not bad – it just plods along and does its job quite nicely. And then the bloody singers come and piss all over the jolly-nice-instrumental-guff that is going on in the background and they spoil everything!

I’ll listen to this again once my ears stop bleeding and I might change this post to something a bit nicer (I probably won’t be doing that akshully but since I just totally shit all over their song, I feel like I should say it?)

UPDATE - Seems I am a bit late to the party. BBC’s Radio One debuted the new James Bond theme song last week (shittocks - who knew?)

“Another Way to Die,” a collaboration between Jack White from the White Stripes and Alicia Keys, will roll during the credits of the twenty second (yes… 22, count ‘em mudda funker) Bond film, “Quantum of Solace,” when it hits cinemas November 7.

Click to play above or if the clip gets pulled, you can listen over at People here.


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