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W Magazine November 2008: Angelina Interview Snippet

W Magazine November 2008 stars Angelina Jolie as its cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In the issue, Jolie reveals that Good Dad Pitt held a Cheez Doodle to her head and forced, her against her will, to pop out Saint-in-training, Shiloh, and the Holy Twinsies.

OK, maybe not, but amongst other things, she says falling in love with Pitt made her change her ‘no natural children‘ parenting stance.

Here are some quotes from the mag via People:

On Brad changing her mind about giving birth to her own children: “I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do… I suppose I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open to (getting pregnant). I suddenly wanted to. It’s one of those things you can’t explain.”

On Brad seeing adopted children Maddox and Zahara: “I knew that he would never see them as different, and that gave me a certain peace.”

On having three children with Brad: “I wouldn’t trade that experience for the world. It taught me a lot about life, just the process of it, and now we have three other beautiful children that wouldn’t otherwise be here.”

On baring her body for the intimate W pics taken by Brad just weeks after the twins’ birth: “I’m with a man who’s evolved enough to look at my body and see it as more beautiful, because of the journey it has taken and what it has created. He genuinely sees it that way. So I genuinely feel even sexier.”

On Brad being perfect for her: “[I have] a lot of respect [for Brad. He helps me] to be better and fight hard for the things that I love. I do think that I’m in a good partnership now. I think it just needed to be the right man.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Image courtesy of/ belongs to W]

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Scientology TV: Katie Holmes In Eli Stone

Does having the queen of an alien hive in your television production, automatically make it a Scientology tv-show? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

If so, queen, Katie Holmes, Supreme Robot Ruler of all the Thetans, starring in ‘Eli Stone‘, is Scientology TV at its finest.

You should totally watch the clip above, in all its horrifying HQ glory.

In the clip, Holmes and her bouffant, granny-weave, attempt to sing and… um, I think… be sexy (???)

Watching this clip, one can only presume that Holmes attended a Scientology course, which gave her the superpower to channel Catherine-Zeta-Jones, à la Chicago!

DOES ANYONE HERE FIND HOLMES SEDUCTION‘ OF STAR, JONNY-LEE MILLER, REMOTELY SEXY O_o?

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Friday Roundup 10/10/08: Gyllenspoon Break-Up Rumours & More

Check out the Friday Roundup links below, for some great posts from Amy Grindhouse that you may have missed this week [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Gyllenspoon Struggle With Their Long-Distance Relationship [here]
  • O.J. Simpson Found Guilty: Faces 15 Years To Life [here]
  • SNL Palin, Biden VP Debate Spoof 4 October: Video [here]
  • Crackie McBeehive May Join Scientology [here]
  • Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’ Video Stills: Now, With Added Cheese [here]
  • Palin To Film SNL Fey Parody [here]
  • Travis Barker: First Post-Crash Interview [here]
  • Halle Berry: Esquire November 2008 Cover Girl & ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Winner [here]
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Angelina Jolie: A Breastfeeding W Magazine November 2008 Cover Girl

*yells* Boobage! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

OK, maybe not, but the breathtaking picture of movie-star, Angelina Jolie, breastfeeding one of her baby twinsies, will certainly grab the attention of the world’s media!

Saint Angelina can be seen in the image above, allowing one of her sacred twinsies to feed on the blessed holy-water that she produces, in place of human breast-milk. The twinsy (any guesses which one) needs her magical milk-of-life, in order to grow up big and strong and continue its mother’s saintly work.

Do you think Jolie’s breast-milk might be the fountain of youth?

I think it may well be.

I mean, just look at her twinsies. I lost track of when they were born, but I am pretty sure that they are like five years-old by now. But, I swear, they don’t look a day over three months!

Mother-of-six (count ‘em biatches), Jolie, allowed herself to be photographed for a series of pics, by long-term partner, Good Dad Pitt, mid-August, in the backyard of their French chateau.

The spread can be found in the forthcoming November 2008 issue of W Magazine, which hits newsstands on 21 October.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Image courtesy of/ belongs to W]

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Parasite Should Totally Be Fake President: Hilton’s Funny Or Die Video

Parasite Hilton is at it again… breaking her promise to be ‘Funny or Die’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Spreading, like herpes amongst drunken, horny teenagers, Hilton made the decision to inject herself into popular-culture, once more. This time, with a second ‘Paris Hilton For President’ video, via FunnyorDie.com.

In this new video, Hilton can be seen performing alongside, like, totally real-life pres. Martin Sheen.

OK, so he is not really the pres., but I wish he were, he would be wicked awesome!

Sheen, as you know, played President Josiah Bartlet on the long-running NBC political drama series ‘The West Wing’… so, that’s kind of like being a real President of Earth right?

Anyhoo… remember the first video, where the bikini-clad socialite campaigned to be fake president and then took pot-shots at John McCain? Well, in a cute STD-free twist to the tale, an elderly woman, named Betty, in the Hamptons, is auctioning off the (autographed) lounge chairs that Hilton used for the video. Check out the auction at eBay.com.

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The World Will Just Have To Wait

The totally hot, but more ‘chinny’ version of me, Brooke Hogan, has turned down an offer to appear in Playboy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

… and with good reason, the world is just not ready for all the be-chinned, burly, broad-shouldered hotness!

According to US Weekly:

Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

ARE YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY HEART-BROKEN?


[IMAGE CREDIT: Russ Einhorn / Splash News]

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