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The World Will Just Have To Wait

Oct 9th, 2008
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The totally hot, but more ‘chinny’ version of me, Brooke Hogan, has turned down an offer to appear in Playboy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

… and with good reason, the world is just not ready for all the be-chinned, burly, broad-shouldered hotness!

According to US Weekly:

“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

ARE YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY HEART-BROKEN?


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Travis Barker: First Post Crash Interview

Oct 8th, 2008
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For the first time since the tragic accident which saw four of his colleagues killed and he and DJ AM suffer horrific injuries, ex-Blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker, 32, has opened up to the media [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Barker spoke to US Weekly about the crash, his fear of flying and more:

On his fear of flying: “I hate planes. My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened … well, I’m just thankful to be alive! I’m just grateful to be here at all.”

On how he’s doing” “I am doing the best I can possibly be. I’m so anxious to get out of here. …I’ve just been in surgery after surgery. I have third degree burns basically from my feet up to my waist and both hands. One of my hands was second degree burns and one was third degree burns. I’m trying to have a quick recovery and play the drums again and be able to hold my kids again. [Barker has two children, Landon, 5, and Alabama, 2, with Moakler.] I’m going nuts not being able to see them and spend time with them!”

On eating meat again after over 25 years as a vegetarian “I need protien from food rather than just protein supplements. I changed my diet. I would do anything I possibly could if they said like, ‘There’s a possibility you might heal faster if you do eat meat or just change your eating habits.’ So I did. I don’t regret it at all, I feel so much better.”

On how much longer he’ll be in the hospital? “Oh gosh, I hope not much longer. I sit here and I read books and watch TV. I think if this surgery went well, I’ll be here for at most two weeks.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Octavio R Vera Jr / Splash News]

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Halle Berry: Esquire November 2008 Cover Girl & ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Winner

Oct 8th, 2008
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Fiyaahhhh McGee (also known as Halle Berry), has been named the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in the November 2008 issue of Esquire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Like duh, this woman is fiyah. In fact, she is so smoking that even as a straight woman, her hotness leads me to think dirty thoughts about her. You know, like the kind of dirty thoughts Britney has about Cheetos and other tasty cheese flavoured snacks.

Anyhoo, Berry poses in a fromage (or is that homage, lols) to Bill Clinton, who is also hot and Black (so that’s not too much of a stretch, I guess).

The saucy Oscar winner also opened up about the normal interview BS during her long arse ‘acceptance speech’; being a hot piece of arse, how to be sexi and of course, being responsible for her own orgasms!

On Winning
Well, I don’t know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let’s just say for shits and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive.

On Sexiness
Sexiness is also about knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that. And I think wine is sexy, just before sex. It relaxes me. But if I want to get a serious groove on — if I want an out-of-body experience — I’m all about the sloe-gin fizz.

On Orgasms
Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.

On The Sexiest Car
Ask me what’s the sexiest car in the world and I’ll just say my man’s car, because it smells like him, because his shape is pressed into the seat, because it’s littered with little bits of his life — his golf balls or his chocolate-bar wrappers — and it’s ripe with the smells of him. That’s the car I most want to ride in.

Read more and check out the full set of pics over at Esquire.Com if you dare…

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Fug-Off: Katie Vs. Lindsay

Oct 8th, 2008
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Oooh, when I launched a new regular feature called ‘Fug-Off: Who Wins?’, a few days ago, I totally didn’t think I was going to be posting on fugly celeb trends again quite so soon [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Two months ago, Katie Holmes attempted to make pegged jeans the new fetch trend. For some reason, many bloggers thought this was so fantastically interesting that they blogged about it every few hours. Just about everyone slated the look and said it was frumpy and unfashionable.

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is not much of a blog reader. The sometime actress and twinsy of Samantha Ronson, was caught wearing a pair of loose fitting jeans in the same style, while out shopping in West Hollywood.

WHO WORE THE ROLLED-UP JEANS LOOK BETTER?


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Jennifer Lopez Does Not Understand How The Internet Works

Oct 8th, 2008
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Jennifer Lopez is a woman who likes to share too much, apparently [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Lopez spoke to entertainment site, The Daily Beast (no, I’m not pulling your leg, that’s what it’s called), about aspects of her life that, shall we say, do not paint her in the best light.

Lopez, booty-shaker, bling-wearer and triathlon runner, is usually one to paint an EPICly Diddy/ Kanye-esque rose-tinted glasses, version of herself and her personal-life, to the media. However, it seems that during the aforementioned interview, the singer shared a little too much and may have post-interview remorse. Lopez is reportedly asking for her (now public) remarks about struggling as a mother and suffering ‘exhaustion’ to be pulled.

Can someone please tell Jennifer Lopez that this is the internets. I and the other internet dwelling pixies do not like it when famous people attempt to pull things from our interweb. Makes us sad, innit… well, maybe not sad, but most certainly curious. Reading that hot momma, Lopez, wanted her words pulled did not make me want to avert my eyes.. but, instead, it set off my spidey sense!

Here is what the star had to say:

She first spoke about her ‘breakdown’:

“I don’t get nervous. I don’t get depressed. Blah, blah, blah…There was a time when I was very overworked and I was doing music and movies and so many things. I was suffering from a lack of sleep. And I did have a kind of nervous breakdown. I froze up on a set. Well, not on a set, but in my trailer. I was like, ‘I don’t want to move. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to do anything.’ It was on that movie Enough [in 2002]. Yeah. I did. I had a nervous breakdown.

She also spoke about her connections to the sexi Martians of Scientology and sending her children to one of their schools.

Lopez’s father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.

“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?” I ask.

“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful… It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE REVELATIONS?

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Aubrey O’Day Kicked Out Of Danity Kane For Being Too Fiyahhh

Oct 8th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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…But wasn’t she the hot one! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Danity Kane singer, the ever controversial Aubrey O’Day has been kicked out of the band!

The less-slutty version of me, O’Day, is best known, not for her singing ability, but for her extra-curricular activities and her ‘fuck-me-cos-I’m-me*’ hyper-sexuality.

This, up until now, had helped, not hindered the band, in some respects, as it gained them a level of notoriety.

Seems that now, the tables have turned and the band’s founder, Diddy, kicked out O’Day on last night’s season finale of ‘Making The Band’.

According to PNasty, this is what O’Day had o say on the matter:

“I didn’t watch the finale, so I have no idea what story was told. The only comment I can make is… I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing, and the fact that if we don’t vote for Obama our country will suffer beyond repair.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Demis Maryannakis / Splash News]

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