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Victoria Beckham: Rocks Christian Louboutin For Rodarte Shoes

Oct 18th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Of COURSE Victoria Beckham can be seen in the image above rocking a pair of this season’s must haves, Christian Louboutin for Rodarte shoes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Damn skippy the twiggy star and (slightly) less-pretty half of the Beckhams is rocking this season’s latest piece of killer footware.

The shoesies both F.I.E.R.C.E. and also deadly… As you can see, they are studded and spiked and could take a biatch out with one fell swoop. Even a Waify Wendy like Posh could kick a b*tch and her game would be ovah!

I don’t know if you guys have ever witnessed the magic that is a trademarked ‘Posh Spice High-Kick’, but trust me, she’s deadly baby. You can see her shoesies, but what you can’t see is the tiny nunchucks that she is holding onto inside her pocket and the Ninja Sword that is cunningly disguised as a hair-clip.

With the trials and tribulations in celebrity marriages these days Vickie has to act right.

If she doesn’t defend her man’s honour everytime a pretty Los Angeles waif comes-a-calling, it could be Madonna and Guy style curtains for them!

If I was Mrs Beckham, I would be wearing a deadly weapon on my feet too!


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Angelina Jolie Underestimated Your Math Ability

Oct 18th, 2008
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Angelina Jolie has made a PR oops, by essentially admitting that she and Good Dad Pitt DID hook up on the set of ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Now, over the past few munfs, you may have come to believe that my mafs is about as good as my grammaah, innit? Well screw you, what do you know *yells* grammar nazi!

*Calms down* What the heck was I talking about?

Ah yes, pretty movie stars bumping uglies!

Or, in their case, I am sure everything down there is awe-inspiringly beautiful… Like, if they were ever to pose nude, the sight would be worthy of capturing with a brush and a canvas, worthy of writing a sonnet or even a dainty little haiku about.

Saint Angelina, according to the New York Times WAS making good with the man who would later become father to her six children… and by ‘would later become father to her six children’, I really mean ‘would later absorb, by osmosis, Jolie’s baby-appropriating ways’.

Says Jolie of the film and her children, according to the New York Times:

“Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”

Um, OK.

Pitt and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston officially announced their separation on January 7th, 2005. The film ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’ was released June 10th of 2005.

Dat means der was an overlap, see.

According to Jolie’s own statement, she and Pitt were at the very least falling ‘in love’, while Pitt was married.

So there!

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Donald Trump Vs. Madonna: He Says She Is Not ‘Smart’

Oct 18th, 2008
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Doesn’t he know them’s fighting words? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

In his latest vocal and admirably concerted effort to p*ss off a high-profile celebrity, Donald ‘The Donald’ Trump a.k.a. Comb-over McGee, has taken a potshot at Madonna!

Why he has chosen to talk smack about someone who eats men for breakfast is a little outside of what I can bear to fathom at this hour in the morning.

However, Life & Style report that The Donald and his hairpiece said in an interview that he thinks Madonna smells funny and that she never sweats… or poops!

OK, I totally made that up, but he DID say that Madge has made a HUGE mistake not protecting herself and her finances, when she failed to get a pre-nup.

According to Life & style:

“I always thought she was smart — until now,” Trump, who’s been divorced twice, says.

Say whaaah?

That’s the kind of mess that would drive someone like Solange Knowles to cut a b*tch.

Wars have been stared over less.

Trump can’t go around saying things like that about Madonna and do you now why?

No, not because it will make me cry and then I will have sh*tty sleepy bye-byes worrying that Madge is gonna moider him in his sleep. It’s cos, the King of Celebrity Juice is gonna throw a paddy when he hears about this. Yes, you heard me. God help him when PNasty hears about Trump slagging off his Idol, blood will be spilt on the pages of PerezHilton.com, just you wait and see!


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Christina Aguilera Is Looking Rather Pale

Oct 18th, 2008
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Christina Aguilera and her ever-shrinking mommy-boobies were out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night.

Poor boobies, they look like they are suffocating in there…

You let them out for some fresh air this instant, you here me young lady!

We are cruelty-free on this blog. And, that includes cruelty to celebrity cleavage, dumb animals, Cheetos and everything in between.

As an aside, is anyone else wondering whether Aguilera actually ever takes the time, of an evening, to strip away the days layers of tanner? I only ask as it looks like she has a good few coats going on there. Nice.

Um, Chrissy (and all the other fake-baked wh*res out there), you may wanna akshully take a break between all the Mystic Tans and bathing in tubs full of bronzer… Give the previous months worth some time to bed in. Otherwise, you may end up in the same sticky predicament as Brit Brit, Cheeto coloured!

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Sarah Palin Will Spoof Tina Fey: Confirmed

Oct 18th, 2008
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Ugh, finally, the Palin camp took a break from Googling Sarah Palin comedy p0rn and actually cobbled together a make-shift press-release about her appearence on SNL.

Sarah Palin is officially going to be on Saturday Night Live. Some reports even say she may appear as early as tonight, so watch this space!

According to People:

The Republican vice presidential candidate – and Tina Fey’s alter ego – will appear on Saturday Night Live this weekend with guest host Josh Brolin, the McCain-Palin campaign has confirmed.

It’s still hush-hush exactly what Palin will do on the comedy show.

WILL YOU BE WATCHING?

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Paris Hilton: NYLON November 2008 Cover Girl & Video

Oct 17th, 2008
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Paris Hilton (and her sexi wandering eye) can be seen above as a NYLON magazine November 2008 – ‘The America Issue’ cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Also, those desperate to give their compooter screen an STD, should totally click to play the accompanying promotional video, too!

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