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Britney Works It Out: Video

Brit Brit Spears has been having some fun wif her camera-phone lately, posting some snooze-worthy videos of herself on BritneySpears.com [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Brit sweating on tape is great n’all… but really… is showing 30-second work-out videos the best way to show the world that you are no longer a vagina-flashing crazy?

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Lauren Conrad… An Idiot? Get The Eff Out!

Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, made an appearance on David Letterman, click to watch the clip below [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This may be news to some people reading this but the bulk of my time at home, on my PC, is spent on the Scientology.org website and not blogging. On the aforementioned site, I have learnt the secrets of eternal youth and also how to control my surroundings, using only my farts. Using this technique and the method of wrapping my PC in tin-foil as I mentioned earlier, I have mastered the art of controlling the comings-and-goings of Hollywood strumpets and other such public figures.

Have decided, as one would, to use these powers for evil.

Observe plehz.

My first task was to publicly humiliate at least one member of the chewing-gum for the eyes faux-show, The Hills.

In order to achieve this, I opened a packet of my beloved strawberry-covered cheetos using only my mind, consumed the whole packet at one time (as one should) and proceeded to let my spiritual toots do the rest.

The results, as you can see from the video below, are an excellent start to my campaign of mayhem and manipulation. Conrad (under my infulence) appeared on Letterman and within about one minute he ripped her a new A-hole, using only his cunning and dry-wit.

SUCCESS!

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Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video

Christina Aguilera’s music video for ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’ can be seen below, click now to play [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Sad Tranny Clown has made the decision to channel her inner Lady Gaga, for this latest of outings. STC can be seen in this promo, released via iLike.com, donning her best lace-front weave and premature Halloween garb.

The clip is intended to go from present day into a more futuristic vibe. The result, however, is somewhat less intriguing. STC is dressed in many an outfit, each one, lovingly handpicked from Dee Snider’s eBayed wardrobe cast-offs. The hair and make up is broadly speaking Lady Gaga levels of EPIC fetch in places and trannylicious in others. This paired with the buck-fifty budget looking production, I would argue this is Aguilera’s least successful video to date.

Now before y’all start hating, let me say I bow down to Sad Tranny Clown and her EPIC shouty (and kind of constipated… in a good way) sounding voice; where even at a whimper, she could sing one of her tween pretenders off of any stage. However, please, let’s be real peeps. This video’s FAIL storyboard and low-arse production-values make it look as though it has been biatch slapped all up and down by the Credit Crunch Ninja.

Click to play and judge for yourself. KEEPS GETTIN’ BETTER – LOVE IT OR HATE IT?

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Celeb Snax 28/10/08: Alien Bobblehead Baby Covers ‘C’ Magazine & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Anne Hathway a.k.a. Alien Bobblehead Baby, covers the November 2008 ‘C’ Magazine [Agent Bedhead]
  • Only the talented members are left in Danity Kane *faux gasp*; Shannon Bex leaves the group [DListed]
  • Clint Eastwood hearts Saint Angelina [Websters Is My Bitch]
  • Terrible ‘Footlose’ remake, with Zac Efron rushed through production [Allie Is Wired]
  • Hot Tranny Mess Kardashian on the red carpet [I Don't Want Your Life]
  • Hilary Swank impersonates Ellen on her own show [ICYDK]
  • Scarlett Johansson hates monogomy [Daily Stab]
  • Katherine Heigl does her own laundry… kinda [Faded Youth Blog]
  • Despite her best efforts, Katy Perry is still not that interesting [Danity Donnaly]
  • Shia The Beef at LAX [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • Mariah Carey releases ‘I Stay In Love’ video [Pop Bytes]
  • Martha StewartLauren Hill in the same effing room?!?!? Explain plehz. [Pop on the Pop]

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Hi ya’ll this is just a quick note to say sorry for no FeedBurner Email Updates yesterday… The programme threw a bitchfit when the clocks went back one-hour, here in the UK and as a result, the posts didn’t make it out [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Pretty sure I fixed it. Will keep testing and should work today or tomorrow by the latest.

Ovah and out for now xoxo

Amy G.

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Strawberry & Cheese Flavoured Orgasms In A Bag

Yes, one is a little too fascinated with all things cheesy.

Yes, the title was deliberately obtuse, in order to get your attention [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Have been poking my nosey around the pages of Consumerist.com today and stumbled on an old find that I would like to share with you.

Some of you may have noticed, over the course of my writings on here, that I have a wholey unhealthy fascination with both Cheeto Spears and all things cheese flavour. Imagine my delight then, while perusing the aforementioned site, when I found a long-forgotten post with the title, ‘Move to Japan So you Can Eat Strawberry Cheetos’!‘ Or, as I protest the post should have been called, ‘Moved to the greatest country on earth, where the streets are lined with Cheetos as far as the eye can see, in any shape, size and flavour you can imagine’.

The article was about something so mind-blowingly orgasmic that I guess I had to block it out for the sake of my own health. The product is real Cheetos, really from Frito Lay, but only available in Japan. The “Strawberry Cheeto” is a plain cheeto dipped in strawberry frosting – looks vomit worthy, I’ll but bet it tastes like Saint Angelina sweat. Nice.

The hot biatches behind this product should totally be given a Nobel prize or something for this wondrous invention. Never has man been blessed with such a gift that both contributed to the sciences, but also had an influence for the good man kind. Not only have they come up with the strawberry orgasms in a bag, but chocolate ones too!

Enjoy!

Read more about the different flavours at InventorSpot.

[IMAGE CREDIT: InventorSpot.com]

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