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Paris Hilton Is Still Only Mildly Amusing

Parasite Hilton is still under the impression that she is the next Kathy Griffin or something [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Where the eff EPIC Feetsies McGee ever gets the impression she is anything other than mildly amusing is beyond comprehension.

Hilton, the EPIC size 101 feetsies are LOL-worhty, these frikkin’ political commentaries every 10 seconds, not so much. Click below to watch ‘Paris For President Paris Hilton: the Official Video‘, but only of you totally effing hate yourself…

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Isn’t Amy Winehouse Looking Well?

Over-excitable celebrities getting ready for Halloween is always going to be LOL-fodder [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In the image above Cindy Crawford (above left) can be seen dressed a Amy Crackhouse, for her costume. You know what, so bleary-eyed was I at work, that for one brief moment I TOTALLY thought this was the real thing – the result of a genius stylist polishing an Crackie shaped turd.

WHO WORKS THE LOOK BETTER CINDY OR AMY?

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This Was Never Going To End Well…

Reports today state that the body of a young boy, believed to be Jennifer Hudson’s missing nephew, has been found [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

An I.D. has not yet been made, but the body of a 7-year-old African American boy, matching Julian Hudson’s description was found inside a 1994 white Chevy Suburban – the same SUV owned by Jason Hudson, the murdered brother of Jennifer.

The story seems all the more likely, as according to TMZ:

“It is worth noting — the Amber Alert for Julian has been called off.”

More news on this terribly sad story as it breaks…

UPDATE - Chicago police have confirmed the body they found earlier in the day was in fact Julian. Law enforcement sources said that the boy was shot multiple times in the back of the vehicle, with at least one gun shot to the head.

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Vanessa Hudgens Insists Nude Scandal Made Her Smarter

According to Vanessa Hudens, I and my gang of marauding-celeblog-wenches are the smartest mother chuckers walking the face of the earth [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The logic being, according to Hudgens, that the whole nudie photo-scandal thing has made her a smarter and all-round wiser person – so does that mean you and I, chillin’ nekkid, is less a sexy time and more a meeting of the minds?

The starlet and HSM3 leading lady, 19, has opened up about the incident that gained her Internet notoriety and nearly cost her a lucrative Disney contract. As you may recall, Hudgens allegedly took some nudie pics for the amusement of her shiny looking BF Zac Efron. Unfortunately for her the pics were leaked and a tweenybopper nuclear fallout resulted. The star did what many would not, admitted it was her and that she made a mistake.

She now goes into more detail about her feelings about that turbulent time and insists it happened for a good reason and that she would not take the event back even if she could!

According to The Mirror:

“I think that everything happens for a reason and I wouldn’t take back anything I’ve done,” she says. “I don’t like talking about it because it was something that was meant to be private and I’d still like to keep it as private as I can.

“It was very traumatic and I was extremely upset it happened, but I wouldn’t have been able to get through it if it wasn’t for my family, friends and fans who supported me all the way.”

Vanessa was 18 when the provocative pictures showing her posing naked and in skimpy lingerie appeared. She publicly apologised and, despite speculation she would be dropped from High School Musical 3 – out today – Disney, who referred to it as a “lapse of judgment”, kept her in the cast.

“I feel that I’m growing up and I’m learning,” smiles Vanessa, now 19. “I’m in control of what’s happening next. At times it’s been hard, but I feel so lucky to be where I’m at now.”

This makes sense, I mean she would have to be pretty effing retarded to make the same mistake again, no? I hope you are reading this post very carefully Miley Cyrus!

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Little Jenny Is Back At Work

Phew breathe a sigh of relief… Little Jenny, of Gossip Girl, didn’t come to harm, even after her nasty ‘life-threatning‘ throat infection [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Taylor Momsen was spotted getting back to work on the set of ‘Gossip Girl’ Friday afternoon, after being hospitalized for a throat infection earlier this week. One may read into this that the 15-year-old actress is back to work after throwing a really unconvincing sickie…

Really Momsen, ‘life-threatning’ throat infection, is that the best you can come up with? Next time leave the shenanigans to the AmyGrindhouseDotCom crew, we are wicked-awesome at  writing celebrity sick-notes. Next time we’ll brainstorm and come up with something a little more imaginative. Does Smallpox work for you?

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Katie & Suri Make A Run For It

Alien Queen, Katie Holmes, can be seen in the image above on Friday afternoon, as she spends time with 2-year-old daughter, Alien Princess, Suri, at a local park in NYC [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Being an Alien Princess is becoming a strain on little Suri. From the pic, one could guess that she and her mother are sick of all the auditing and barley water drips and are making a run for it. Like, ‘Yo Momma, Daddy Cruise is not looking, if we run fast, we can haz freedomz!’

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