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Caption Fantastic: Sasha Fierce Edition

Deformed Feetsies McGee works it out in this F.I.E.R.C.E. pose [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

If ever there was a reason to caption a pic, this is it!

The still above is one of several promotional pics that Bouncy Knowles will be using for her upcoming album ‘I Am… Sasha Fierce’, where B will spend the next year churning out 35 songs off of her 18 track album (yes, it can be done) and trying to convince people that Sasha Fierce is anything more than her unconvincing tranny/ stripper bastard child alter-ego.

What do you think of the pretzel-y pose?

CAPTION FANTASTIC: “Sasha Fierce __________________________”

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Jessica Biel Edition

Deep thoughts by Jessica Biel… [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

“I don’t know how I’ll cope with aging – I better start figuring it out. I feel my knees changing – like, why do I have this pain when I’m running on the treadmill? What’s going on with my lower back when I wake up in the morning? I just feel changes. And I’m definitely fearful in a very vain manner about my body aging. I think it’s freaky weird to look at a picture of your grandmother when she was a young woman and look at her now.”

- Jessica Biel opens her mouf and says fings in the new issue of U.K. Marie Claire.

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Celeb Snax 30/10/08: Russell Brand Will Trade LOLs For Food & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

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Beyonce Jacked ‘Single Ladies’ Choreography

The promo of the moment, ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)’, by Bouncy Knowles, allegedly uses ‘recycled’ choreography from another video. Hmm… who knew bouncing was good for the environment? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

There has been a mini uprising, in the urban blogosphere, about Bouncy jacking dance moves from what one YouTube commenter called a bunch of dancing-old-timey ‘cougars’.

The accusation relates to claims that the video’s orgasmic, epileptic and dare I say it F.I.E.R.C.E. choreography was not original, nor was the art direction – the idea for the set and the moves themselves (including the specific use of two supporting dancers) were all ripped-off.

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Britney’s Father Granted Permanent Cheetoship

The big cheese has spoken…

An LA court ruled today that Daddy Cheeto, Jamie Spears will retain permanent control of The Cheesy One’s personal and financial affairs, rather than surrender his control on December 31 [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

So far as I can see, this can only be a good thing for Brit.

This is a woman who clearly cannot quite control of all of her faculties at the same time. After all, she mixes the fierce, cheesy goodness of Cheetos with the overpowering caffeine buzz of a frappe. What kind of madwoman does that?

Brit Brit has taken damn near a year to get to where she is.

And she is only just about at the stage where she can go to a store, without supervision, and buy cheetos with her own pocket money like a big girl.

However, some know-it-all judge has decided that Brit managing to keep her weave, cheeto-addiction and underwear in check, for 12-months straight, is not proof enough that she is sane and can be left with her own children unattended… EFFTARD!

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Guess This Means No Creepy Magazine Cover?

Gwen Stefani can be seen in the image above holding her baby son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, outside a library in Beverly Hills. These are the first clear pictures we have been able to see of Stefani’s little boy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Momma Crazy claims that the name Zuma was not the result of a long hard night of drinking,  but a beach in Cali. Baby Jacked Up Computer Game Name is cute as poop right?

DISCUSS THE CUTENESS!

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