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Ho, Ho, Ho! Oh No, Wait, That’s Not Right…

Oct 31st, 2008
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Tis the season to be walking around with your coochy and your carefully positioned side-boob hanging out of your outfit right… right?!?

After all, what is HO-lloween without celebrities dressing like this is their one and only shot to let people know that they really do have a vagina. You know, The 24-Hour Vagina Amnesty, where celebs and wannabes alike can ‘accidentally’ flash while wearing a skimpy outfit and yet have no aspersions cast on their character.

Kim Kardashian, dressed up as Wonder Woma while playing host at last night’s PAMA’s Halloween masquerade.

Some other hos were there too (her memaw and Cheryl Burke) with their tittays hanging out, but we only have eyes for Kimmy on this site, don’t we?!

It’s Spanx and sheer leggings a-go-go in HO-llywood.

Tonight is the night ladies *cackle… cackle… cackle*

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Celeb Snax 31/10/08: Happy Halloween Biatches!

Oct 31st, 2008
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Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • 10 Halloween movies that’ll make you crap your pants [Agent Bedhead]
  • Mimi has an excuse to dress like a 12-year-old, today and today only! [DListed]
  • Lazy biatches and their Halloween costumes - Lance Bass & more… [Websters Is My Bitch]
  • Over the Hill is over and out  – King of the Hill cancelled [SOMG]
  • Ashley Olsen rocks this season’s killer heels [I Don't Want Your Life]
  • Mini Chinny McGee is on the way – Ashlee Simpson-Wentz will give birth soon! [ICYDK]
  • Michael Phelps on The View [Daily Stab]
  • Kate Moss is a natural beauty [Faded Youth Blog]
  • Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna, speaks to Extra [Pop on the Pop]

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Friday Roundup 31/10/08: Little Jenny Is Still Alive… & More

Oct 31st, 2008
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Check out the Friday Roundup links below, for some great posts from Amy Grindhouse that you may have missed this week [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Little Jenny Is Back At Work [here]
  • Paris Hilton Is Still Only Mildly Amusing [here]
  • Lauren Conrad… An Idiot? Get The Eff Out! [here]
  • Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video [here]
  • Beyonce Jacked ‘Single Ladies’ Choreography [here]
  • Beyonce ‘Single Ladies’ Male Dancer Shocker [here]
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Hilary Duff Asks That You ‘Reach Out’ & Touch Her… But I Really Don’t Think That’s Wise

Oct 30th, 2008
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Don’t you dare ‘Reach Out’ and touch that bastardo Hilary Duff or her bastardized version of ‘Personal Jesus (Reach Out)’, by Depeche Mode [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Despite her demanding so, I would strongly advise that you do not reach out and touch Hilary Duff, or you might catch her sister’s horse fleas or her family’s genetically mutated giant toofs syndrome.

Besides, why the eff would you want to reach out and touch Duff, isn’t she still like 12?

She is thinner and tanner, but I swear this b*tch doesn’t age. I have Chris Hansen and the T.C.A.P. team on speed dial, and we are gonna storm your house and getch-yo’ mug on video for the world to see, if you try any funny business.

I mean it… don’t do it… I’m warning you!

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More Excuses To Watch Terrible TV… YAY!

Oct 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hungry as a muther chucker and will trade LOLs for food.

Akshully eff that, would rather snarf down some good old fashioned trash TV instead, it’s more filling [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The world is coming to an end, or so one could be led to believe by the second coming of Gossip Girl.

ZOMG. My dirty night time dream of watching this effing trash 365-days-per-year is oh so nearly realised!

The CW or C*nt Watchers as I like to call them (when I am having LOLly conversations with the voices inside my head) have made my year by announcing their plans to stretch the acting chops of Eyebrows McGee & Co. even further.

According to execs:

Two weeks after extending GG‘s season by two episodes (from 22 to 24), The CW has informed exec producers Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage that it wants to tack on one more for a grand total of 25 episodes (and counting).

Does this mean that Zac Efron’s eyebrow twinsy will get sommore screen time?

Oh Bob I hope so.

That shiny hair, those foresty eyebrows, the oversized teefs (trust me man, don’t do it). Thank you, CW, for giving the world three more hour-long reasons to stare at Chace Crawford’s pretty face and mediocre abs. SWOON!

There is also a new Canadian GG trailer, click now to watch.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Richie Buxo / Splash News]

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Caption Fantastic: Sasha Fierce Edition

Oct 30th, 2008
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Deformed Feetsies McGee works it out in this F.I.E.R.C.E. pose [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

If ever there was a reason to caption a pic, this is it!

The still above is one of several promotional pics that Bouncy Knowles will be using for her upcoming album ‘I Am… Sasha Fierce’, where B will spend the next year churning out 35 songs off of her 18 track album (yes, it can be done) and trying to convince people that Sasha Fierce is anything more than her unconvincing tranny/ stripper bastard child alter-ego.

What do you think of the pretzel-y pose?

CAPTION FANTASTIC: “Sasha Fierce __________________________”

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