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Bastardized Films That Will Totally Suck Arse: Part 1,209

Steven Spielberg has just been added to my list of ‘People who have desecrated a holy grail of cinema and as punishment shall have rude things done to them with a sharpened raddish’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I generally think Spielberg is a hot biatch. He has had a couple of FAIL films, but in general he can still spank most of the young pretenders. Being that he is so good at spanking ‘n’ all, Berg has gotten a little carried away and decided to use his cinematic powers for eeeevil. According to reports, this weekend, Spielberg has decided to take a nice long, warm, piss all over one of my favourite movies, Chan Wook-Park’s masterpiece, ‘OldBoy’.

Now, for those who have not seen this film, I must say… BE GONE to IMDb or Wiki with you, or I shall never speak to you again!

For those of you badass enough to know about the film, you will already know how FETCH it is – I laughed, I cried, I stayed interested from start to end credits, in a way I never really do with American films. Berg has basically made public that I can go eff myself and that he will bastardize ANY GD DAMN FILM HE WANTS!

According to Variety:

Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are in early discussions to collaborate on a remake of Chan Wook-Park’s “Oldboy.”

Spielberg had been looking for an opportunity to make a film with Smith, who would play the kidnapped man if all the pieces fall into place. Spielberg is looking for a writer to begin the development process.

Click below now, for the trailer.

Raped and pillaged classics ROCK!

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Bam! Brooke Hogan Edition

Gentleman, I would like to call on your expertise for this edition of ‘Bam! Would You Hit It?’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Brooke Hogan, the woman who I have a hard time telling apart from both her mother AND her father’s girlfriend, can be seen above in the classiest GD outfit I have ever seen. It’s totally the kind of modest, loose-fitting number that a girl would wear home to meet a guys parents etc. Isn’t it… ISN’T IT?!?

Hogan hosted a “Sexy Schoolgirl Party” this weekend wearing thigh-high leather boots and crotch skimming booty shorts, that were a little too close to giving away her FAIL tuck job. Honey, trooosers yes, tuck job baring Lycra shorts, no.

Be honest… would you hit it?


[IMAGE CREDIT: Ralph Notaro / Splash News]

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Ha, That Didn’t Last Long!

Peaches & Cream Gandalf has decided to call it quits on her FAIL marriage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Gandalf, in what one can only assume was a drunken stupor, married 24 year-old Max Drummey in Las Vegas, all the way back in August, after meeting his goofy arse on MySpace.

I remember the good old days, when you could just meet someone on a wholesome dating site, like Adult Friend Finder. Nowadays these crazy kids are marrying people they meet on FaceBook and the like… MySpace. MyArse more like it. And my mother had the nerve to question my mental faculties after I married some dude I met on Twitter. Twitter is the stuff of dreams. Twitter marriages actually last!

According to The News of the World:

Last night a source close to the model and DJ confirmed last night: “Peaches is going to divorce Max. She woke up to realise the marriage was a huge mistake and that Max is not the man of her dreams.

“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on. To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend.

Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

The pal continued: “We all warned her not to rush into this but Peaches, being as defiant and cocky as ever, just ploughed in head first.

“Over the past few weeks they hardly spent any time together in America. When they did they both got each other’s nerves. None of Peaches’ friends is surprised by what’s happened.”

The two got together as Peaches was struggling with a string of problems in London.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Demis Maryannakis / Splash News]

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Britney Spears ‘Kill The Lights’ Lyrics

As you know, Cheeto Spears new CD, ‘Music to Eat Cheetos By’ is due out in the next couple of weeks. So this is around the time for accidental song leaks that TOTALLY don’t come from the lame-arse record company, in a cynical attempt to generate hype [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Ooh, what do you know… a track off Spears new CD has been leaked –  ’Kill The Cheetos’ is doing the rounds at the moment. If you can be bothered to keep up with the copies being pulled off of YouPoop, you can listen to the track here.

‘Kill the Cheetos’ – sometimes referred to as ‘Kill the Lights’ is apparently about Spears wanting to stop the paparazzi flash bulbs and the stress they cause.

According to The Sun:

Kill The Lights focuses on the star’s relationship with the paparazzi, the lights referring to flash bulbs. It’s a brilliant disco banger with an elastic bass line and plenty of spooky keyboard work.

During Kill The Lights Brit addresses her camera-toting tormentors with the brilliant line: “Is that money in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

KILL THE LIGHTS – LYRICS

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Fug-Off: Miley Vs. Tori

Hi and welcome to the latest edition of ‘Fug-Off: Who Wins?’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Miley Cyrus and Tori Spelling can be seen in the image above, rocking the same FUG Joy Han Houndstooth dress. Slim pickings I know, but be honest who wore it better?

WHO WORE THE PATTERNED, MONOCHROME DRESS BETTER?


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Celeb Snax 10/11/08: Adrienne Bailon (Cheetah Girl) Nudie Scandal & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, says ‘Sorry’ for nude pictures [Daily Stab] & the NSFW pics [Egotastic]
  • Is Ashton in the doghouse? [Agent Bedhead]
  • Jayden James recovering after nasty allergic reaction [INO]
  • LiLo plays coy about SamRo [SOMG]
  • Salma Hayek wants to wear less GD make-up [IDWYL]
  • The scariest GD thing you will ever see – IF YOU SCARE EASILY DO NOT CLICK HERE [DListed]

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