West must have seen the blog posts of I and other disappointed snark-bloggers on the Internets, as it seems he DID go straight home, go into ‘bitch-ass-ness’ mode, superglue down the CAPS LOCK key on his MacBook Air and start the world’s longest, rambliest blog.
Now, I must point out that along with exclamation mark overuse, CAPS overuse brings me out in hives. So, I have hidden KANY-EZEE’S CAPS BLOG – from the Kany-EZEE CAPS University - after the jump, where it won’t agitate me.
Brace yourselves people. JUMP TO READ KANYE’S RANT==>
Justin Timberlake has been taking lessons at the Jay-Z school of employee relations, or at least that would be a sensible assertion, after learning that Asshat is being taken to court over his Southern Hospitality restaurant.
A busboy is suing Justin Timberlake, saying the pop star’s Manhattan barbecue joint didn’t pay him a legal wage.
Felipe Ramales says in a federal lawsuit filed Friday that he worked for Timberlake’s Southern Comfort restaurant for about a year.
The suit says Ramales and other staffers didn’t get their proper share of a gratuity charge the restaurant automatically collected from parties with six or more diners.
The busboy also says he worked more than 40 hours per week without getting overtime.
The lawsuit also names other partners in the restaurant.
Seems that the principle of paying employees a suitable wage, above that of the minimum, is neither hither-nor-thither, when you are a celebrity. I guess ASSHAT assumed that the pleasure of being allowed to bask in his asshatty light was payment enough, for the minions lucky enough to have been in his company. Not so Asshat. Not so. Overtime is a big no-no!
As a blogger, I am my own boss and work little more than a 30-hour-work week, if that… and would not hesitate to take myself to court, if I were ever required to work any effing overtime!
DO YOU BELIEVE THE EMPLOYEE – OR – THINK HE IS AFTER JT’S CASH?
So I guess, by now, you are all aware that Lindsay Lohan was attacked by a PETA Member with a bag of flour, in what we shall call a ‘PETA-slapping’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
HoHan has been added to PETA’s hitlist, along with the Olsen twins, after wearing fur several times this year. Having worked up their bile, it seemed that PETA were playing the desperation card, after they sent an all-points-bulletin to many in the blogosphere.
They pointed several celebloggers to the following statement on their blog:
Lindsay Lohan’s tan turned noticeably paler tonight after an anti-fur activist showered her with flour at a nightclub in Paris. Lindsay was on her way into the VIP room on the Champs-Elysées just after 1 a.m. early Saturday when she had an entire bag of flour dumped over her head by a French fur foe who shouted, “Lindsay Lohan—fur hag!” Lohan has enraged animal lovers by appearing in at least two different fur coats in recent days, despite PETA’s repeated pleas that she consider how animals suffer for every fur garment and stop wearing their skins.
Pete Wentz is about as discteet as a poke in the eye. He should attend the Kany-ezeeUniversity of celeb-blogging, to learn a thing or two, about art of subtle and emotive writing [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Wentz sent the blogosphere into a rumour-generating tailspin after the posting the cryptic entry below, which suggested that his wife, Ashlee, was in labour.
Due to breaking news and scheduling conflicts i will not be appearing on Larry King live tonight, though i am a big fan of the show and look forward to appearing on it in the future. i also look forward to the chance to continue supporting civil rights and speaking out against the passing of proposition 8 and others like it (im looking at you arizona and florida) whenever and wherever i can.
Britney Spears can be seen in the Access Hollywood video clip above, on the set of ‘Womanizer’, impersonating her father, Jamie Spears [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
For some reason, I always have trouble identifying the different members of the Spears family. For instance, I so almost typed ‘…impersonating her father, Jamie Lynn Spears‘. Now, it is quite clear that teen baby momma, JL, is a momma not a poppa, but these inbred hicks all sharing the same name is enough to send my tired little brain into a tailspin.
CLICK THE VIDEO TO PLAY and watch my beloved Cheese String do (what I gather is) a rather good impersonation of her conservator/ dungeon master/ father, Jamie.