WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS BEYONCE KNOWLES VIDEOS AND UNINTENTIONAL LOLS – CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
I was sooo excited to learn that Beyonda Farce Knowles, a.k.a. Sucha Farce was going to make an appearance on SNL. I set my alarm clock to go off the minute it started. Unfortunately, I then slipped into one of my famous Cheeto-withdrawal comas and missed the whole GD thing. Thank heavens for YouPoop! Who knows the terrible TV that I and you, my darling readers, would have missed out on, over the years, if it weren’t for YouPoop’s arse-phucking of copyright law.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Beyonda stopped taking her meds on Saturday, so as to suitably carry off her alter-ego Sucha Farce. She/ they performed ‘Single Ladies (Rub Some Lube On It)’ and ‘If I Were A Boy Toy‘, on SNL, yesterday.
The performances were the cracky, epileptic-fit-dance-move filled farces that we were all expecting. Case in point, Farce’s nauseating attempt at performing ‘Single Ladies’, live, in the video above.
Farce and co. looked as though they were auditioning for The Exorcist. Fosse would be shitting blood if she could see how Farce and her FAIL dancers had bastardized her moves. That hot biatch danced until her feet bled, so rip-off artists like Beyonda could CTRL+V her shit.
Having said the that, Farce does have one redeeming quality… she has some semblance of a sense of humour.
In the video below, you can watch the casting of ‘Single Ladies’ as it always should have been – Asshat Timberlake and his prison bitches adjusting each other’s tuck-jobs, to the tune of ‘Rub Some Lube On It’.
This video is actually intentionally funny. If you wanna laugh so hard that you seriously risk shitting your pants, CLICK to play now!
UPDATE – SORRY THE VIDS WERE PULLED - CHECK THEM OUT HERE!
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