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Celeb Snax 1/12/08: Gossip Girl Spoiler Video & More

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • A plot twist on Gossip Girl that will see me cry myself to sleep tonight…? [SOMG]
  • Robert Pattison needs a hair intervention [Agent Bedhead]
  • Blaaaake admits he hooked Crackie McBeehive on drugs [PopBytes]
  • Tina Fey covers Vanity Fair [The Superficial]
  • BONUS LINK – The U.S. is OFFICIALLY in recession [Yahoo]

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Winona Under Investigation Again?!?

Is it Groundhog Day?

Crackie McBeehive is back in rehab, Britney is back doing small-fry live TV performances, like she is a new artist and Winona Ryder is once again under investigation for theft-related f*ckery [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Winona Ryder is under investigation for ‘losing’ $125,000 worth of diamond encrusted jewellery loaned to her, for a Marie Claire event in Spain, earlier this month.

Ryder said she gave the Bulgari bracelet and ring to the hotel staff for safekeeping and places the blame squarely on them on them for the ‘loss’. Um… yep, and the same staff also got Crackie McBeehive back on crack, effed up Britney’s career and burnt my dinner last night… those BASTARDS!

According to the Daily Fail:

The actress, who was convicted of shoplifting in 2001, was given a diamond encrusted bracelet and ring to wear to a Marie Claire magazine party.

Miss Ryder reported the items missing after she allegedly handed them to staff at her Madrid hotel for safekeeping.

But according to the French magazine Voici, hotel management insist they have no surveillance footage showing her handing over the jewels. Executives at Bulgari, which owns the diamonds, apparently called in the police.

DO YOU THINK WINONA LOST OR STOLE THE ITEMS?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Russ Einhorn / Splash News]

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…But They Can’t Photoshop The Sadness Out Of Her Eyes

Britney Spears can be seen above as a Glamour Magazine January 2009 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

You know, it pains me to admit it, but Spears looks almost crack-free in these pictures (especially the ones below the fold).

You would never know that the “frappe years” even happened. Spears has lost the frappe froth from around her mouth and she even went so far as to wipe the Cheeto dust off her fingers. Spears looks normal, clean, healthy and I am intrigued enough by the concept of this spread that I might stop being a cheap-arse and actually buy this edition of the magazine.

The only question I have looking at these images is (playing devil’s advocate and assuming only minimal Photoshop was used)… why did Glamour not Photoshop the sadness out of her eyes?

Check out some of Britney’s interview snippets from Glamour:

“In five years I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable.”

“As a mother, you can never be enough – or do enough – for your kids. It’s a never-ending issue for me.”

“I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier just in general.”

“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I love my home and staying in bed.”

To view more images from Britney Spears’ Glamour Magazine spread, click through the jump…

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Orlando & Miranda Engaged?

Someone call Beyonce and tell her that all her Spandex covered asshattery has paid off… a fellow celebrity has decided to “put a ring on it”! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

According to reports, Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr are engaged and planning a wedding for next summer.

Let’s be clear, this is one of precisely two celeb couples that I can stand. Let’s face it, these bitches have nothing on the holy union between Britney Spears and Chester Cheetah, but they come a close second.

The question here is…

DO YOU THINK THEY WILL STILL EVEN BE TOGETHER NEXT SUMMER?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Tom Meinelt-Jackson Lee/Splash]

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Did You Feel Bad For Britney Too?

Click above to watch Britney Spears on her Saturday performance at the U.K.’s The X-Factor [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I watched this along with Britney’s other two European performances, in Germany and France, over the past few days. Is anyone else starting to feel like they know what Britney meant in interview, when she said everyday feels “like Groundhog Day”?!?

Watching the above, I am overwhelmed by two feelings. The first is the sense that my medication must not have kicked in yet, as I could swear that Brit has been swapped with a pod-person or a clone of herself circa 1998.

Secondly, sad Spears looks like a lost puppy wandering around on the stage looking for its owner. PNasty was right, Spears live ‘Womanizer’ performances, so far, have echos of her disastrous VMA ‘Gimme More’ performance. The glazed eyes, the unenthusiastic bobbing around stage, the exposed arse cheeks… all the warning signs are there.

DO YOU THINK BRITNEY STILL HAS ‘IT’?

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Black Friday Asshattery At Wal-Mart

ASS-HAT-TERY was reportedly at Def Con Level 5 on Black Friday. Did anyone else hear about this lunacy? There was actually a death at a Wal-Mart on Friday -  Jdimytai Damour, a Wal-Mart employee, was TRAMPLED TO DEATH by early morning shoppers at a New York Wal-Mart [Website – Amy Grindhouse]!

Were the crazy ass bitch shoppers really that desperate to get their bulk supply of toilet tissue at a discount that they would actually trample someone to death? What kind of fuckery is that? I am excited by half-off milk and cookies and what-not, but I’m not stepping on another person to get it!

According to The New York Times:

The throng of Wal-Mart shoppers had been building all night, filling sidewalks and stretching across a vast parking lot at the Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream, N.Y. At 3:30 a.m., the Nassau County police had to be called in for crowd control, and an officer with a bullhorn pleaded for order.

Tension grew as the 5 a.m. opening neared. Someone taped up a crude poster: “Blitz Line Starts Here.”

By 4:55, with no police officers in sight, the crowd of more than 2,000 had become a rabble, and could be held back no longer. Fists banged and shoulders pressed on the sliding-glass double doors, which bowed in with the weight of the assault. Six to 10 workers inside tried to push back, but it was hopeless.

Suddenly, witnesses and the police said, the doors shattered, and the shrieking mob surged through in a blind rush for holiday bargains. One worker, Jdimytai Damour, 34, was thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him. Others who had stood alongside Mr. Damour trying to hold the doors were also hurled back and run over, witnesses said. (more)

My condolences to the family of Jdimytai Damour – R.I.P.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Tim Wiencis / Splash News]

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