Jennifer Aniston has decided to make another EPIC mistake. If it weren’t goofy enough, that she peed off the mighty powers that are Saint Brangelina - she has now decided to talk smack about the hot bitches at Vogue magazine [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Aniston reportedly stated that Vogue acted like a ‘tabloid’, when they decided to sensationalise and take out of context, one comment that she made about Saint Angelina not being coooo000l. Excuse the typo. My PC was shaking. The ground in London rumbles whenever Saint Brangelina or any of her cherubs gets angry. Like, this one time, Shiloh stole Zahara’s Barbie and London Bridge came falling down (true story).

If I were Aniston, I would pray to Chester Cheetah and thank him for tricking the Vogue bitches into thinking my 90′s has-been arse is even worthy of being on the cover of such a HUGE publication. We all know how touchy fashion-people get. All the purging and carb-starving… it drives them into a murderous rage. They are not the type of people you want to get into a fight with.

See, this is why, if I were the Editor of Vogue, I would have told Aniston to p*ss off to the the National Enquirer, or some other toilet-roll-substitute rag, that was adequate for her level of celebrity.

Snippet from Aniston’s interview with Entertainment Weekly, via Huffington Post:

On her Vogue quote (”What Angelina did was very uncool”) being taken out of context : “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Vogue Magazine]

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