According to reports, Dina Lohan has been drunkenly bragging about her daughter filming a docu-series with Oprah because there’s nothing going on in her own life. Michael Lohan hasn’t said much about it except that Oprah is basically Lindsay’s new mother because she’s a 27-year-old in need of a sober mother figure. And Lindsay Lohan has been too busy hanging out with her dealer and blowing off work to do any actual filming despite expecting to be paid $2 million in single, unmarked bills anyway. Oprah is basically stuck with Lindsay. However, the host does not have to tolerate the girl’s parents. According to TMZ.com, OWN producers have banned both parents from the production. Dina and Michael will not be filming, nor mentioned at all, and they’ve been cut from the storyline despite having such a negative impact on their daughter’s life.