Yesterday, Olivia Wilde’s vagina gave the greatest monologue ever. That I was pretty careful to keep intact, in full, and in the context of it being a women’s event. But the comments were still spectacular. If you haven’t read them yet, please do. In short, out of context, she was throwing her ex-husband’s penis under the bus. In context, she’s expressing abstract thoughts on sexuality and what makes a marriage. Seeming to suggest that pubs should be safe spaces, Wilde wrote on Twitter: ‘The ‘These Girls’ monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of LOVE, girls, and honesty.’ She continued: ‘Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.’
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