Olivia Wilde is scratching an itch for the cover of Flaunt. Wilde is still promoting Tron: Legacy, as am I; I’m still looking forward to spontaneously urinating with excitement up until the movie’s end credits (adult diapers, and bathrooms, are for chumps… CHUMPS). At first I was just going to comment on Wilde being topless, again, and leave it there. Possibly saying something about how her nipples have done more to promote the movie than the woman herself. But, can we please talk about what her left hand is doing? Unless you’re a teenage boy with sweaty junk, I’m pretty sure there’s no excuse for shoving your hand down there. Right? I’m going to avoid masturbation jokes, and jump headlong into a crabs-based conspiracy. Crabs? Crabs and herpes? Crabs and itchy panties?
Am I the ONLY person that thought CRABS when I saw this?
Well, make that TWO people.
Amy’s as twisted as I am.
Indeed. It’s such a weird, and totally un-sexual pose.
It’s also a VERY masculine pose.
Well they were nice enough to photoshop an ass onto her.