I’d forgotten Megan Fox was pregnant because she spent her pregnancy alternating between playing peek-a-boo with the paparazzi and tipping off the biggest fame-whore agency around (GSI Media, who shill for the likes of LeAnn Rimes who has them on speed dial) to pose for baby bump photos in her bikini. After shilling those photos, the actress waited out her pregnancy out of the public eye then The Babies subsided, the swelling went down on its own, and she’s left with one of those baby things. A boy. Noah Shannon Green. Fox confirmed on Facebook, today, she gave birth nearly a month ago and she’s only confirming because it was about to leak to the tabloids: ‘We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect. We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love. Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you…’
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Just like she didn’t care to share the big news…nobody really cares anymore.