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Nicole Scherzinger Wore It Too… Make It Stop

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PLEASE! If I ask nicely and give you a shoulder rub that inexplicably concludes with a happy ending, will you please take all of these outfits and nuke them from space? Only days ago, Kim Kardashian wore some variation of this colour scheme to the London release of Semen In A Bottle ™. The day before that, Jessica Alba wore the exact same colour scheme. As did Cheryl Cole not even four weeks before them. I’d assumed Kardashian’s butt had extinguished the flames of this fire. Seems not. It’s still a monstrosity and these women make it look laughably hard to pull off. Remembering the gold, but forgetting her turquoise accent, here’s replacement Cheryl Cole on American X Factor, Nicole Scherzinger. This is probably a passive-aggressive swipe, as Scherzinger sits in Cole’s still-warm seat. As if to say, ‘This was still hanging in your dressing room closet when you left.’

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3 Comments

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    What the hell is going on with this colour scheme?! My hubster said it even makes HIS eyes bleed, and he is colour-impaired. :)

    1. According to one of my readers on Facebook, it’s Gucci’s colour palette:

      http://thecelebritystyleshop.wordpress.com/2010/09/23/spring-2011-ready-to-wear-screams-loud-vivid-colours/

      Some of this is a knock-off colour scheme, rather than the literal Gucci expensive version.

      1. CranAppleSnapple says:

        Yikes!