‘But of course, Paris has more money, so she can buy one. ‘

LOLS – indeed!

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But of course, Paris has more money, so she can buy one. She bought most of the rest of her body, so why the hell not!

Rains last blog post..DJ Dhaniel Fan – Reaching Into My Brain (Tribal Vocal Mix)

as for a brain…my bet is –believe it or not– paris is the head of that (former) operation. look at all she’s done in life, revitalized the celebrity sex tape industry (because if you can’t get laid, it’s nice to know celebs can!), proven every man is right in saying panties are unnecessary, shown us prison is a god place to find yourself and become a better person, and recorded a crappy (though catchy) CD.

what has nicole done (other than appear in my fantasies)? well, she stopped eating then got knocked up.

paris wins…

I think that she may have a brain – or do you think she just looked like a brain surgeon in comparison to Parasite Hilton?

as someone who was desperately in love with nicole before she became thinner than one of my crappy stick figures (actually watched the first two dreadful seasons of “the simple life” sort of in love), i highly doubt cutting off the blood supply to her “brain” would do much of anything.

(Look! I followed your quoting rules!)