Nicole Richie and her spangly headband, have gone on the world’s least threatening rampage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Homegirl has been accused of pulling a Kanye West.
Richie stands accused of having snatched up a camera out of a fan’s hand and in a fit of rage (that I can only assume was brought on by a lack of carbs) she smashed it on the ground.
What’s a girl to do?
Her headband is clearly on too tight.
I’ve been there before – it’s enough to drive a bitch insane. Tight headbands can cut off the blood-supply to the brain and drive you to do all kinds of weird and wonderful things. Last time I donned a snazzy headband, it made me lightheaded and I went on a murderous rampage and massacred the English language 
According to the NY Post:
Nicole Richie kicked off the diva fits at an after-party for Charlotte Ronson by grabbing a fan’s camera and smashing it to the ground. While Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were celebrating at Country Club on West 14th Street with host Alan Philips of Sky Group, Richie left early at 11 p.m.
As she walked out, “a young, Swedish tourist was trying to take her photo,” said one witness. Richie shouted, “I’m not an animal” then “jumped over the velvet rope, ripped the camera out of the girl’s hand, and smashed it to the ground.” Reps for Richie didn’t reply to Page Six.
From this day forth, I declare that I will never hold Richie or any of her equally thin posse, responsible for their actions.
Lack of carbs/ the pressure to look fabulous at all times, can drive a bitch to murder. I think the fan got off lightly!
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as someone who was desperately in love with nicole before she became thinner than one of my crappy stick figures (actually watched the first two dreadful seasons of “the simple life” sort of in love), i highly doubt cutting off the blood supply to her “brain” would do much of anything.
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I think that she may have a brain – or do you think she just looked like a brain surgeon in comparison to Parasite Hilton?
i always read the fine print…it’s where all the interesting stuff is.
as for a brain…my bet is –believe it or not– paris is the head of that (former) operation. look at all she’s done in life, revitalized the celebrity sex tape industry (because if you can’t get laid, it’s nice to know celebs can!), proven every man is right in saying panties are unnecessary, shown us prison is a god place to find yourself and become a better person, and recorded a crappy (though catchy) CD.
what has nicole done (other than appear in my fantasies)? well, she stopped eating then got knocked up.
paris wins…
Touché!
Personally I don’t think they own a brain between them.
But of course, Paris has more money, so she can buy one. She bought most of the rest of her body, so why the hell not!
Rains last blog post..DJ Dhaniel Fan – Reaching Into My Brain (Tribal Vocal Mix)
Rain – Howdy mate.
LOLS – indeed!
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