Nicole Kidman went swimming in a vat of Baby Powder before heading out to the premiere of her new movie, Nine. The actress needs to keep herself looking young, and anyone who doesn’t appreciate her powdered beauty needs to step to the left. We can assume it’s Baby Powder, and not any kind of illegal substance that she dipped her whole face in to get a pre-premiere high. Okay, neither is the case, but the poor woman did somehow leave her house without looking in the mirror. She and her make up artist must have had a rather nasty argument.
Whoever did this screwed her over SO hard, and made her look like a fool in front of the world’s media. As Beyonce would say SOMEBODY’S GETTING FIRED.
Image Darla Khazei/ Pacific Coast News/ Kidman’s hotass bish make up artist.
It’s funny to see how someone like Nicole Kidman can screw up their make-up… But it’s even funnier she didn’t even notice it.
Welcome to the site and thanks for the comment, Zaheer. Agreed – lights or no lights, it’s astonishing that was not bought to her attention.
She probably scarfed down a few powdered sugar doughnuts before leaving the house.
Gee, thanks a lot – now I *really* want some doughnuts of my own, the powdered kind!
I think some one or a few someones are gonna be deep on the poo when she sees these pics….
Colin.
Ps, I actually feel sorry for her, doesnt say much for her friends… they should at least have warned her before this miss hap was filmed.
Agreed – someone’s head will roll for this. I can’t imagine her shock when these become plastered all over the magazines.
[...] Nicole, WHYYYY? [...]
wow! you don’t normally see this on actresses outside of those taking classes in high school or college.
Someobyd’s head is gonan roll for this…unless eh did it just as some sort of joke…or maybe it is some kinmd of subsance…she had to have been on somethign to marry Tom Cruise back in the day…lol
This post has been huge for me today, it even made the front page of BuzzFeed. It’s bizarre. Everyone is making fun of her.
[...] Nicole Kidman has major cocaine powder mishap. (AG) [...]
It’s cocaine. She had an 80s flash back.
With the advent of digital over-the-air broadcasts in the US transmissions from the Mother Ship are screwed lately. All the Scientologists are behaving strangely.
I’d noticed their behaviour but I’m playing nice and not saying anything…
Well, you can clearly see it in the second pic. She’s homing in on the signal.
The Supreme Scientist Commander of the Mother Ship is berating her: “Nicole, what in the hell blazes did you SNORT?”.
Nicole: “Fuck off. The lines were crossed and I accidentally tuned into an old episode of Max Headroom.”
The make-up around her eyes I can sort of understand: She was trying a new, glittery, line-reducing, light-reflecting pigment that works well in “real” life but bodes poorly when photographed…
…but if that’s the case… then why is it around her nostrils? I rarely even put foundation around my nostrils, let alone shimmering powder.
Perhaps the theory that all Scientologists are going utterly insane is a better one. I mean… more insane than they were before they swore their allegiance to Xenu.
its baby powder, make up artist uses it for when they apply the make up its easy to wipe away fallen make up. but in the different lights its hard to see if there was any baby powder left on her face.