Nicole Kidman Gave Zac Efron A Golden Shower

In a movie for which Nicole Kidman is dressed in ‘two dollar makeup and some beat up pumps,’ according to the director, she also has a scene during which she gives Zac Efron’s ‘bare face and chest’ a golden shower while screaming ‘If anyone’s gonna pee on him, it’s gonna be me.’ About which we’re just learning today because, while pontificating about his crush and dropping condoms on the red carpet, Efron neglected to mention his feelings developed during a scene cut from most versions of the Kim Kardashian sex tape. Apparently bonding over a TOO CLOSE close-up of the stream, Vulture.com says there’s a scene during which Efron is stung by a jelly fish and, without Google to tell them it’s a futile panacea, Kidman tries to put his fire out. I’ll leave this here along with photos from The Paperboy’s photo call at Cannes: ’When Kidman is alerted to the attack by some comely girls who surround Efron, she pushes them away, pops a squat, and out comes number-one. And yes, you get a close-up of the stream.’