Updating with ‘Yep, he’s alive,’ since the police don’t even care enough to do that, I thought I’d let you all know Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl is alive. The 32-year-old was reported missing by his wife last week. Although, there was no concerted effort to find him because ‘Meh,’ that would take actual work. Instead, police conjectured that no smoking gun meant ‘F**k it, he’s probably alive in a crack house somewhere. These things have a way of working themselves out.’ Specifying that there was ‘nothing mysterious’ in a grown man going missing so they’d stick to ‘networking’ rather than investigating because there was no crime. Stahl checked into a Los Angeles rehabilitation center on Sunday, after sending an email to friends and family assuring them of his safety.
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