Previously, Nick Cannon revealed that Mariah Carey is too beautiful to touch her own children so he was left to do the childrearing alone. Then his allowance got revoked and he yelled ‘TAKE BACKSIES!’ so that whole conversation never happened. Except here he is again talking about his wife keeping his testicles in a mason jar under the sink because she doesn’t take him seriously as a musical artist and, by the sounds of it, doesn’t support his music career at all.
‘She thinks my music is a big joke,’ he laughed, talking to the media at a MTV VMAs after-party. ‘But so do I so it doesn’t matter… My music is silly, you know what I mean, she makes anthems that changes people’s lives. I make songs about shaking ya ass. My album is called White People Party Music so that’s how I would describe it. Fist-pumping-good-time-have-a-blast-type of music.’