Neil Patrick Harris is going to be the world’s most awesome/ least embarrassing father, as he and his long-term partner will be welcoming twin babies this year. E! Online broke the news, regarding Harris and David Burtka becoming fathers this October. They’re already planning the baby shower. The report was soon followed by confirmation from the HIMYM actor on his @ActuallyNPH Twitter with the message below. Neither of the people in this equation need a stupid old vajay/ womb as they’re going to be growing their baby things using a surrogate. So, hooray for that. I don’t know what ‘surrogate’ means, but I’m guessing it’s a realistic-looking, baby-growing robot (the reason Tom Cruise built Katie Holmes).
Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures and Twitter. Story Pop Eater, E! Online.


“hoping the press can respect our privacy…”
He’s delusional, isn’t he? lol
“…the reason Tom Cruise built Katie Holmes…”
DELICIOUS!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!