Because baby bumps trump boob when it comes to scoring magazine covers, Natalie Portman decided to upstage Black Swan co-star Mila Kunis at the Academy Awards. I’m kidding, I don’t usually pit women against each other. If nothing else, it’s so trite I can barely stop myself screaming long enough to do it with any conviction. Portman’s bump and she were on the red carpet with Thousand Feet (fiance, Benjamin Millepied); although, Millepied’s out of frame for most of the pictures because he’s not famous enough to have a whole face or both sets of limbs. She looked radiant, and, um, chesty, in her off-the-shoulder eggplant Rodarte dress; even if the make-up, Jimmy Choo shoes, Tiffany & Co. jewellery, and Roger Vivier clutch were a little matchy-matchy. Portman won Best Actress for The Black Swan. See her acceptance speech and the list of winners.
Image credit to INF Daily.