James Franco and pregnant/ engaged Natalie Portman star on this week’s covers for EW. The two are the assumed front-runners for best Oscar male/ female nominations this year, for 127 Hours and Black Swan respectively. Portman overdramatises about a role for which she’s topless, has an extended scene of masturbation, and gets head from Mila Kunis. ‘There were some nights that I thought I literally was going to die,’ she said. ‘It was the first time I understood how you could get so wrapped up in a role that it could sort of take you down.’ The stress of having Kunis play harmonica on her vagina nearly led to a sort of breakdown. Okay, sure. She stopped eating pickles long enough to add, ‘Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie… I [said], ‘How do you get guys to a ballet movie? How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that.’ Oh, and Franco’s movie is grisly but ‘you’re a p**sy’ for wincing, according to grandma Franco.
Wow!!! Mila Kunis trying to polish her tonsils on Natalie Portman’s clitoris – definitely one of the best acts of girl-on-girl cunnilingus I’ve seen for a long time!
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