It’s being reported that a baby just fell out of Natalie Portman’s vagina. I’d actually forgotten about her, that annoying Black Swan scandal, and her annoying fiance. And so I’d kind of forgotten to keep track of her womb too. But babies can fall out at a moment’s notice. And he’s here. Yes, according to People.com, who were so light on details we got no baby name/ birth date/ weight/ location of birth or anything, Portman gave birth to a healthy baby son. That’s the only information we’re getting. But at least the baby’s birth and sex were confirmed.
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