Naomi Campbell’s vagina made a break for it during a recent party she attended, at a night club in St. Tropez. The model was merry as she wanted to be. She was dancing with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, when the escape attempt happened.
I was sooooo not going to post these, as I have been drowning in T&A all week… but then I remembered that runaway vaginas are funny and my readers deserve the LOLs. I am pretty sure our champion Blackberry thrower has a nasty yeast infection hiding in her undercarriage. I daren’t look too closely for fear of catching eye STDs, but yep, there is something scary going on between her legs. I hear natural yogurt and head can clear than up, no trouble. Oh, and did I neglect to mention that Naomi Campbell appears to have a penis. Oh, well, yes. She also seems to have a penis.
Check under the cut for the NSFW pictures of her/his vagina/ penis.
Bish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m in tears laffin my stoopid ARSE off from this post.
Girl you are on FIRE today!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ooooooh, squeeeeak. Thank you!
There does seem to be something tuberous down there.
But it’s hot in St. Tropez this time of the year. So, you know, you gotta let the cat out for some air.
It seems to be getting a lot of air. A whooole lot.
lmao i would’ve never noticed norm…i mean…naomi’s smuggling if you wouldn’t have pointed it out…lol
I saw this on Celeb News Wire and then on Celebrity Smack – I would never have noticed off my own back either. I don’t find her crotch that interesting.
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