The names of Sarah Jessica Parker’s new baby twins have been released in a statement to People magazine.
Born at 3:58 p.m., Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 lbs., 11 oz, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 lbs. “Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker’s side,” the statement explains. (via People)
When the twins are bigger, they are going to kiss their mother on the cheek and let their daddy out of his dungeon for giving them quasi-normal names. They could have been named after the wierdo places scarecrow and her buttboy had sex or after actual My Little Pony characters. These kids got off waaay easy.
Pictures of the family and her husband’s sideburns can be seen in the gallery.
Image credit to Hector Vallenilla/ PacificCoastNews.com.








SJP and her hubby will make great parents to two little girls. How exciting!
They got over one hurdle by not giving the kids dumb names. *crosses fingers*
wow! normal names in Hollywood? when was the last time that happened? maybe the surrogate is the one that named them,…lol
….perhaps. She was harrased and basically stalked by the press the whole pregnancy. Maybe this was how they made up for it.
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