Nadya Suleman is reportedly desperate to patent the name OctoMom – for the purpose of inflicting the world with branded goods and her possible TV show.
The mother of, um, 109 kids, has filled an application to patent the name, more specifically, so that she can develop products such as “dresses, pants, shirts, and textile diapers”.
Why this crazy hot biatch does not just go all out and buy the rights to the name OctoPussy is beyond me. Those thieving bastardos from the ‘Bond’ franchise are robbing her blind by using that name. Seriously, when some moron yells “OctoPussy” do you think of a long-dead, British, spy movie franchise, or the crazy baby lady?
Suleman, who has shown a knack for cashing in on her post-natal predicament, last Friday filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in a bid to commercially exploit her tabloid-bestowed nickname.
In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as “Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom,” and notes that she wants to use the “Octomom” handle on products.
You can check out the legal papers for the patent, over at The Smoking Gun.
Image credit to Turner/ Splash News.
“The mother of, um, 109 kids…”
ROFLMFAO
Brilliant.
I felt silly, also I was too lazy to look up how many kids she actually had.
She’s sooo fail and doesn’t deserve the 10-seconds it would have taken to fact check that.
I can’t wait to find out what she’ll come up with next.
Me too… I’ll cower behind my sofa and wait.
well she is smarter than all the millions of americans who criticised her but never thought to trade mark the name! they had nearly three months to take the name and no one thought to. good on her!
Hi there, thanks for leaving a comment. You are funny and frankly, you have a point about her capitalising when no one else thought of it!
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wow! can she be any more desperate to make a few bucks? This is as bad, if not worse, than Donald Trumpt trying to patent “You’re fired” a few years back.
guess she has to feed her 109 kids (and who knows how many more she’ll have) somehow, rught?
Ha! I’d forgotten about that idiot, Donald.
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