Nadya Suleman is reportedly desperate to patent the name OctoMom – for the purpose of inflicting the world with branded goods and her possible TV show.
The mother of, um, 109 kids, has filled an application to patent the name, more specifically, so that she can develop products such as “dresses, pants, shirts, and textile diapers”.
Why this crazy hot biatch does not just go all out and buy the rights to the name OctoPussy is beyond me. Those thieving bastardos from the ‘Bond’ franchise are robbing her blind by using that name. Seriously, when some moron yells “OctoPussy” do you think of a long-dead, British, spy movie franchise, or the crazy baby lady?
Suleman, who has shown a knack for cashing in on her post-natal predicament, last Friday filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in a bid to commercially exploit her tabloid-bestowed nickname.
In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as “Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom,” and notes that she wants to use the “Octomom” handle on products.
You can check out the legal papers for the patent, over at The Smoking Gun.
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