Christian Bale, whose unblinking stare haunts my dreams at night, can be seen in the gallery as he attends the Hollywood, CA, premiere of his new movie ‘Terminator Salvation’ (Terminator 4).
Señor Bale, who (much to the chagrin of my online hubby) is the subject of my every (very sordid) fantasy*, attended the premiere of his new movie. Being a quite unfathomable assh*le, he had the nerve to bring along his wife, which I find very disrespectful.
You see, it is rather difficult to live out the byproducts of your over-long, misplaced degenerate daydreams when that person insists on actually interacting with their wife and carrying on as if he has no idea that you exist. How on earth he and I are going to procreate until I cannot stand anymore, when he is engaging in this nonsense is just beyond me. Señor, if you would be so kind and although I am rather fond of your rather pretty and thoroughly classy wife (pictured below), I would appreciate you leaving her at home and I ask that you go merrily galavanting around like the other deluded, over-sexed playboys of your ilk.
You can stare at the future father of my babies in the Terminator trailer (or in the extended trailer), or catch the movie in theaters now.
*Is it weird that this post took 19 hours to write because I kept stopping to lick my PC screen?
Image credit to Russ Einhorn/ Splash News.
These are definitely not Christian’s best photos, but the man is hawtness.
True – the entire set of photos for the premiere were kind of the same so I had to pick my battles with this one
[...] Christian Bale makes you lick the ‘puter screen. (AG) [...]
fine, he can be your baby daddy. but be prepared to raise some kids that are scared to turn on the wrong light while daddy is around. though they’ll have ringtone fodder forever!
Hello my darling, I am already prepared and have bought child sized “shout proof vests” in case of emergencies
the vest will only keep them safe in school where they’ll be beaten by the other children for not walking properly around light sources. they’ve not invented the earplugs your poor childrens will need to protect themselves from a lifetime of hurt. (=
*chuckles & winks*
Have you seen him in the movie: The Machinist?
That will cure the screen licking.
I have indeed, and it is the one movie of his that does not have me licking my TV
He is marginally less hot, and around 10% less doable in The Machinist. But I am a woman of my word and my conviction is strong!
[...] Christian Bale’s Terminal hotness (AmyGrindhouse) [...]
No. no, no, no. He’s my man !!!!
patti – thanks for the comment… but you’re gonna have to fight me for him