Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are married, after tying the knot in a non-famewhore ceremony. From the over-use of the word ‘secret’, relating to the wedding, in some people’s reporting of the events, one can assume no one was physically assaulted as paparazzi tried to get a snap of Kerr in her dress (per the Katie Price/ Alex Reid wedding and the Gisele Bundchen/ Tom Brady wedding and The Bachelor wedding of Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney). Meh. Unless paps are scaling the walls, dressed in head-to-toe black, ninja-style, trying to get a better shot of the day, it’s not a real wedding. Not in my book. In fact, it’s not even legally-binding unless someone comes out with a black eye. Actually, I don’t know whether I even care about this assault-free wedding any more.
For those who do care, reps for both stars confirm the news and the 27-year-old model and her 33-year-old husband are currently on their honeymoon. No details have been released about the wedding’s date or location, as yet.
Image credit to Darren/Fame Pictures. Story & info. People, Us, Pop Sugar.
