Miley Cyrus remembered that she’s engaged to January Jones’ boyfriend just in time to call the paps on herself and get the photos published the day of her music video. It’s below. And it’s basically a paint-by-numbers Rihanna video from 2007 if the painting was done with the person’s feet and they couldn’t colour inside the lines. The same thing has been noted by Wendy Williams and by Harvey Levin on TMZ Live, both of whom said how forced the whole concept for this album is and called Cyrus ‘studied’ and ‘affected.’ Because that’s what she is. She said in a recent interview that she could have been the White Nicki Minaj but she’s already the White Rihanna insofar as this is a reject Rihanna track. I joked about that earlier… but it turns out I was right and it’s literally a reject Rihanna track. We Can’t Stop was written for Rihanna but when Rihanna passed on it the song went to Cyrus. It’s a shame, though, because Cyrus sounds like a bad Rihanna impersonator but she actually can hold a tune… so long as it’s country.