Here’s Miley Cyrus with a bleeding face because The Body is great but The Skin is still 19-years-old like the rest of her and I guess she still breaks out. Here’s the teenager going through In-N-Out in Toluca Lake trying to disprove tabloid reports that she’s starving herself on ’500 calories a day’ even though everyone knows stolen food doesn’t have calories so this doesn’t count because my photo agency says she’s eating lies after pretending not to have any money: ‘Miley Cyrus claims she forgot her cash and credit cards as she pulls up to the drive through at In and Out Burger. She explains to the attendant she has no money and he gives her the food at no cost. But she was seen buying gas right before her In and Out trip, showing she did in fact have access to money.’ Lies don’t have calories. Included are 12 photos of Miley Cyrus in California yesterday.
Image credit to INF Daily.