Apparently I need to go through puberty again because that and having sex with January Jones’ boyfriend has done Miley Cyrus’ body good. I mean… GOOD GOD. She used to be the girl with the chipmunk face, bad teeth and round body of whom people made fun. Now she’s White Rihanna with a chipmunk face, bad teeth and a body that won’t quit. So SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. Here are some photos of Cyrus on the promotional trail for the song Rihanna was too high to do herself, We Can’t Stop, appearing at events around NYC. And she’s wearing whatever this outfit is for attention because, well, you would wouldn’t you?
Image credit to INF Daily.