Miley Cyrus seemed genuinely surprised to learn that 4 minutes rubbing her labia on things would mean MILLIONS of people would watch softcore porn at the office. Wrecking Ball gained approx. 20 million views in 24 hours and so here is Miley overselling it by saying a bunch of words instead of admitting director Terry Richardson stopped at the part where Miley tried to insert the sledgehammer: ‘I think the video is much more [than that]. If people get past the point I make, and you actually look at me, you can tell I look more broken than even the song sounds. The song is a pop ballad that everyone can relate to; everyone has felt that feeling at some point. If people can take their minds off the obvious and go into their imagination and see what the video really means, it is so vulnerable. If you look at my eyes, I look more sad than actually my voice sounds on the record. It was a lot harder to do the video than it was to record the song. It was much more of an emotional experience.’ And here’s the self proclaimed ‘Queen of Twerking,’ which she apparently is having never twerked in her life (Poor Man’s Twerk does not equal Twerk), fellating a foam finger on a British talk show which I’m going to go ahead and call art before she calls us all ‘jelis haterz’ on Twitter.