Oh no she did-ent. Since yesterday I have spent hours in the mirror practicing how on earth one would make a face that communicates one’s gross displeasure at being effed with. The idea being that I could take great pleasure in acting out celebrity spats for kicks with my homies, the bonus being that I add to my already outstanding repertoire of faces that kind of make me look like a tit.
I got to use my exciting new facial expression FAR sooner than I would have imagined, as someone whom I have a mild dislike for at the best of times has pushed my buttons. Actually, she pushed the button that makes me start talking out of the side of my mouth in annoyance. Miley “why am I famous” Cyrus has taken to smack-talking celebrity gossip and news sites.
Not content with being lightly mocked on most of them anyway, the tiny, singing prostitot has taken to outright dissing my fellow bloggers, saying that certain sites are “trashy”.
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has hit out at the trend for gossip websites to criticise the weight and behaviour of celebrities. [For example] The Daily Mail website ran pictures of Miley at the UK premiere of the Hannah Montana film with a headline that criticised the length of her dress, and so the Breakout singer has said she wishes gossip sites would “go away”.
“I’m a normal girl and if I was any smaller, I’d be ‘too skinny’ and if I was any bigger I’d be ‘too fat’, there’s never perfection”. Miley added, “I think it’s all trash.” (Via In the News UK)
Would it not have been less effort to name names, say we all smell of poo and then stand in the middle of Times Square yelling “Catch me if you can!”, then come out with this load of nonsense. Does Tot have a death wish or something?!?
Image credit to KCSPresse/ Splash News.
Well, I never have and never would mention any celebrities weight (big or small), but I would call them out for being dumb or having a voice like someone who smoked three packs of Marlboros a day for twenty years despite only being sixteen years old. Or, maybe I would mention that their father has a stupid haircut.
I mention their dumbness, their relative fatness does not bother me so much either. Also, pleeeease mention the goofy hair!
I always hated Miley but she’s grown on me. She’s young, she should be able to make mistakes.
My darling Firecracker is growing too before my eyes *weeps*
>>the bonus being that I add to my already outstanding repertoire of faces that kind of make me look like a tit.<<
i am an ass man, but i believe that bonus is amazingly lovely and ads to your appeal. (=
as for miley, she doesn’t matter for another 573 days which is when the men of the planet can answer the question “would ya” truthfully.
… I will be thumb twiddling until that day my dear. And I expect you to answer truthfully
she has a point about the weight thing, but then again, thisis miley, so someone probably ryped i for her, or maybe she typed it with her feet…lol
i’m just counting down the days until she’s not around anymore. it happens to all disney stars. the changing of the “guard” usually happens during the summer. someone needs to tell selena gomez and demi levato to hurry up and step up so we can start hating them! lol
I’ll tell them for you