Miley Cyrus will be getting her prostitot groove back, after most of her swagger was jacked by Taylor Momsen. In her forthcoming movie, with Demi Moore, entitled LOL: Laughing Out Loud, a movie that can’t rely on other infants going to watch and has to spell out what LOL means for anyone over 25-years-old who might otherwise be tricked into viewing, Cyrus gets extra nasty. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get out her bewbs onscreen (though, to that she’s not opposed). However, according to Hollywood Life who claims to have seen the script for the English-language remake of the French film, Cyrus’ character loses her virginity, smokes pot, drinks, kisses two girlfriends on the lips, and flashes her Brazilian wax at her onscreen mother, as played by Moore (who, living off the souls of small children and thus never ageing IRL, only just looks old enough to be a prostitot’s mother herself). ‘You’re my daughter,’ Moore tells Cyrus at one point, ‘And I won’t let you turn into a porn star.’ Like I said, no bewbs in this one.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story Hollywood Life via The Huffington Post.
