Miley Cyrus is kind of a prosti-tot fuck up. If it’s not side-boobs popping out, or pics of her being ‘stolen’ from her MySpace and leaked into the internets, then it’s pictures of her making what most thought were racist faces. Earlier in the week, photos of Cyrus were made available online which showed the star and her friends pulling and contorting their faces in a way which closely resembled racist taunts against people of Asian descent [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
For those who give a crap, Tot’s excuse for apparently hating Asian people was thus, “I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!” Cyrus says on her official website. “In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity!”
Cyrus continued, “I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL!’ I feel like now that Britney [Spears] is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me!” Once she realised she had not quite bored me to death, she finished, “In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you!” she says. “But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I’ve owned up to them and apologized.”
If I were Tot’s PR whore, I would be jumping off Jakey Poo’s peen and throwing myself out of the nearest window to my certain death. Can this bitch please keep her tittys and her stupid ‘goofy faces’ to herself? Can she not be disciplined in the same way I discipline Jakey, Chace and Josh Hairnet? Lock her up in a dungeon with little to no light and only let her out on special occasions where she can get polished like a nice little turd. She’d be moving out of her FAR, FAR too old boyfriend’s house and even wearing a bra, before you knew it!
Anyhoo, back to the image above… I admit I was not looking up info on Tot or even anything to do with her boobage. I was researching something else and saw this retarded fuckery on the 5 Feb. Google trends results; listed as the “18th MOST searched item of the day”. At first, I had the sneaking suspicion that Tot was Googling for media-ready excuses to hate Asian people… but I admit I may have been wrong and it may be another bunch of crazy racist bitches.
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com.